2 definitions by douchetwat

An individual that is so useless, so stupid, and so heinous that they are below the human race.
Man that fucker coach d is sub-human!
by douchetwat April 28, 2004
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To forget entire English language in a matter of seconds due to an unforeseen event, such as the entrance of a beautiful woman into a conversation.
"She came over and joined the conversation, she spoke to him and then he f*cking chris'd, it was awkward as hell."
by douchetwat September 25, 2014
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