2 definitions by donthurtemhammer

snow plow

During intercourse; Most often occurs in the 'doggy' position. When the giver lifts the givee's up in a wheelbarrow-like position and walks forward fast enough for the givee to lose stability and fall on his/her/its face. The giver then proceeds to push forward, scraping the givee's face on the floor. Usually results in injury.

You should have seen the carpet burn I gave her last night when I gave her the snow plow.

by donthurtemhammer February 24, 2005

metric head

when one recieves oral sex from another that weighs roughly a metric ton.

Guy 1: "He hooked up with that fat girl."
Guy 2: "Really? I bet he got himself some metric head."

by donthurtemhammer April 19, 2005