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Used to describe a person or persons who are bred for ganja.

This is usually a compliment, and indicates that the recipient can handle smoking large amounts of marijuana without becoming an amusement for his friends.
Steve: "Man, I'm like, so high, you know, it's like the world's just rotating around me, man"

Nick: "Ok, you're too high to smoke this next spliff, come on Bill"
Bill: "Alright ganjabreed, let's smoke that shit."
by doktorfunk October 2, 2005
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A Martini is an alcoholic drink made classically with gin and vermouth and served with a green olive (when served with coctail onions the drink is called a "Gibson").

It is served chilled, often by ice in a specific shaker, then drained into the signature-style glass.

The ratio of the two liquids is 5:1 (traditionally, 2 and one half ounces of gin to half an ounce of vermouth) usually, though by changing this, a person can make the drink "drier" (more gin) or "wetter" (less gin) depending on his tastes.

Martinis can also be made with other alcoholic bases, the most common alternative to gin being vodka (often called a Vodka Martini, Vodkatini, or Kangaroo)

Other variations of the Martini centre around the inclusion of other alcohol or flavours in the drink.
Bill: Hey, want to go drinking tonight, you know, pick up a few foaties of Olde English 800?

Steve: Nah, that stuff sucks balls. Let's get some Martinis down at the bar.

Bill: Sweet.
by doktorfunk March 30, 2005
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Quickly. If something is to be done in short order, philosophers refer to this as being done diggity splits.
"I need that money diggity splits, man"
by doktorfunk October 15, 2006
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Man, I'm ripped. Was that chronic juicy or something?
by doktorfunk October 6, 2005
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Teenage Wasteland is a song written by Pete Townshend in 1971 for his LifeHouse project. Since the project wasn't completed back then, Townshend used parts of this song in his work with The Who, and parts of 'Teenage Wasteland' eventually became another song, Baba O'Reilly.
Excerpt from Teenage Wasteland:

"Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don't need to fight to prove I'm right
And I don't need to be forgiven

My kids ain't gonna break my heart
My greed ain't gonna spoil their part
This life just has to be a new one
I'm gonna tan underneath a new sun

Don't cry, don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland"
by doktorfunk August 27, 2005
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