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Someone who gets hit with a cone (will mcneely) and has to get staples in their head, therefore rendering him completely useless the rest of his or her life.
That coney has his address at 535 flowing springs trail, roswell georgia 30075
by dkdsfkufdskfsdakj January 23, 2007
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