10 definitions by dhawk123
1) The total DB from Saved By the Bell (R) and America's Best Dance Crew (R), was also featured on the cover of Muscle and Body (R) Magazine. Is a total flaming homosexual(denying it of course) but still shines himself up, works out way too much, has freakishly huge dimples, has greasy Clark Kent hair, talks with a slight lisp, is a complete toolbag/toolbelt, uses terms and words he shouldn't be using, is the whitest latino man in the world. Also is in love with JC Chasez.
2) anybody who shares any of the traits listed above.
2) anybody who shares any of the traits listed above.
Normal person 1: "Dude, you know that fruitcup that works over at the gas station?"
Normal person 2: "The one who is a total Douchie McGee with the huge muscles?"
Person 1:"And wears those see-through mesh tank tops?"
Person 2:"Yeah"
Person 1:"Isn't he a total Mario Lopez?"
Person 2:"Yea!"
Normal person 2: "The one who is a total Douchie McGee with the huge muscles?"
Person 1:"And wears those see-through mesh tank tops?"
Person 2:"Yeah"
Person 1:"Isn't he a total Mario Lopez?"
Person 2:"Yea!"
by dhawk123 March 8, 2009
1) An otherwise unfunny, awkward, or just stupid joke. Usually a dad pun or something of the sort. Said after this to show that it should have never been said in the first place. Invented by hillbillies and rednecks when sitting on their porches, slapping their knees when somthing funny happens.
2)said after something funny and stupid happens.
2)said after something funny and stupid happens.
1)
dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"
normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"
2)
guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.
Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.
friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)
skating
guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)
friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"
dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"
normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"
2)
guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.
Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.
friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)
skating
guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)
friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"
by dhawk123 March 8, 2009
1) An otherwise unfunny, awkward, or just stupid joke. Usually a dad pun or something of the sort. Said after this to show that it should have never been said in the first place. Invented by hillbillies and rednecks when sitting on their porches, slapping their knees when somthing funny happens.
2)said after something funny and stupid happens.
2)said after something funny and stupid happens.
1)
dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"
normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"
2)
guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.
Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.
friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)
skating
guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)
friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"
dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"
normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"
2)
guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.
Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.
friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)
skating
guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)
friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"
by dhawk123 March 8, 2009
1)The group of Talentless tards who decided one day to completely ruin the entire Hip Hop and R&B style, life, and music genres, consisting of people who were made famous by (mostly white) wangsters and teenage girls from Suburbia because they rhyme and sing through a vocoder. Some of which used to be kind of respectable, but over time bought into the money-loving tools of today. They are as followed: Aakon, T Pain, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Solja Boy, and the newest addition Lady GaGa.
1)dude 1:"Oh man, I just got done listenin' to WSC, and some Wangster turd totally comes up to me and iPeeps and starts going on and on about Aakon and the Chipmonks!"
dude 2:"Wow I feel for you man."
dude 2:"Wow I feel for you man."
by dhawk123 March 8, 2009
1) A completely talentless person who is stupid enough to call himself an "R&B singer" because he sings through a vocorecorder (therefore a douchebag), also wears a stupid hat and glasses. Works with Aakon (no suprise there) and has no talent whatsoever and was made "famous" by tons and tons of tarded wangsters (mostly white) and teenage girls from Suburbia.
2) A talentless tool who completely destroyed R&B (which was basically started by decent artists like Ray Charles).
2) A talentless tool who completely destroyed R&B (which was basically started by decent artists like Ray Charles).
1) I was listening to T Pain the other day and I had to call the Suicide Hotline.
2)douche:"Yo, Homie-G-Funk-Fry-Skllet-Dawg!"
dude:"what?"
douche:"Yo, yo, yo, check it! I got the new T Pain Album on my IPhone!"
dude:"Great! What a total waste of resources and money!"
douche:"Huh? Big words yo! And I'm gonna go buy Solja Boy and Aakon!"
dude:"Oh great! Aakon and the Chipmonks!
2)douche:"Yo, Homie-G-Funk-Fry-Skllet-Dawg!"
dude:"what?"
douche:"Yo, yo, yo, check it! I got the new T Pain Album on my IPhone!"
dude:"Great! What a total waste of resources and money!"
douche:"Huh? Big words yo! And I'm gonna go buy Solja Boy and Aakon!"
dude:"Oh great! Aakon and the Chipmonks!
by dhawk123 March 8, 2009
1)Real Irishmen. Not Blondes or Ginger Snaps with freckles or any garbage like that. Despite popular belief, Black Irish is not from Spain, because the ORIGINAL Celtic inhabitants of the British Isles all had black hair, the Celts being from Gaul (France, hence the language Gaelic) so they had black hair. The only reason why most Scotch-Irish people have blond or red hair and freckles is because of the humungous Viking and Saxon influence. Therefore, Black Irish is the Real Irish. The End.
Ignorant NorthEasterner:"Hey Spick!"
Black Irishman:"I'm not Hispanic a-hole, I'm Irish!"
Ignorant NorthEasterner: "Oh, you don't look like no dirty Mick!"
Black Irishman: "It's called Black Irish you ignorant retard!"
Black Irishman:"I'm not Hispanic a-hole, I'm Irish!"
Ignorant NorthEasterner: "Oh, you don't look like no dirty Mick!"
Black Irishman: "It's called Black Irish you ignorant retard!"
by dhawk123 March 8, 2009
1. A very, very, very expensive argument in which two prominent people are involved in a scandal or affair, made famous by the press. A play on the meal Kobe Beef which is very expensive. Inspired by Kobe Briant, Tiger Woods, and Chris Brown.
2. An argument between two people about pointless celebrtity scandal crap that has no place in or affect on their lives, yet are ceaselessly taking sides on and arguing over.
2. An argument between two people about pointless celebrtity scandal crap that has no place in or affect on their lives, yet are ceaselessly taking sides on and arguing over.
1. Tiger: Man, I definitely screwed it up this time.
Kobe: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Tiger: Time to sit with the in-laws and pay for some fine Kobe Beef.
2. Guy 1: Hey, what took you?
Guy 2: I got held up at the register having Kobe Beef with this lady over whether to listen to Chris Brown or not after the whole Rhianna thing.
Guy 1: Who the (expletive) cares?!
Kobe: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Tiger: Time to sit with the in-laws and pay for some fine Kobe Beef.
2. Guy 1: Hey, what took you?
Guy 2: I got held up at the register having Kobe Beef with this lady over whether to listen to Chris Brown or not after the whole Rhianna thing.
Guy 1: Who the (expletive) cares?!
by dhawk123 January 2, 2010