1 definition by deeeeetzing
Mythical being that has six octopus legs for optimal speed, four bodybuilder like arms, and usually carries a weapon or something to occupy his time (i.e. Football) in each hand. Sometime a servantes might have vampire teeth. They are usually covered in vintage tattoos and wear a king’s crown so that everyone knows how much ass he kicks. Covering his body would be sinful so they usually walk around naked, of in a revealing gladiator skirt so that all can see his massive seahorse shaped penis. Very few have ever seen a Servantes and if you do he is usually deetzing or shooting cum missiles on fine ladies.
Am I dreaming or is there really a servnates shooting cum missiles on those fine honeys?
Hot Female: I need a week off work, because i was up all last night deetzing with a Servantes
Hot Female: I need a week off work, because i was up all last night deetzing with a Servantes
by deeeeetzing February 12, 2012