A snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell

"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"

by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012

heads will roll

used to tell what would happen in a really bad situation

If my parents find out about the F on my math test, heads will roll
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Keep your hands off my girl or heads will roll

by dboyfromdahood June 15, 2012

she looks like sex

describing a girl whose body appears to be built specifically for sex

guy 1: damn look at her shes hot
guy 2: yeah, she looks like sex

by dboyfromdahood March 10, 2012

Cleavage Cammando

A guy who goes around looking for girls with nice cleavage to titty fuck

Zack is such a cleavage cammando, all he ever looks at is tits!

by dboyfromdahood December 16, 2011

I'm sorry, I totally forgot to give a fuck

You don't care. You don't give a fuck.

Teacher: Hey why didn't you do your homework?
Kid: I'm sorry, I totally forgot to give a fuck

by dboyfromdahood August 13, 2012

Jew it down

to try to get a lower price on something

Seller: This is the best I can do
Jew: come on cant you jew it down a bit?

by dboyfromdahood March 02, 2012

Stock the lake with brown trout

to take a dump

Man that burrito was tasty, now I gotta go stock the lake with brown trout

by dboyfromdahood February 07, 2012