2 definitions by danlester

Yes, fuck.
1; The insertion of a male's genitals into another humans' genitals or anus. Also known as having sex with someone.
2; Used for exaggeration by placing the word before another they would like to further express.
3; A person who is far from intelligent.
1; I've fucked a tortoise in my past life.
2; Ducks can't fucking sneeze you dumbass! ..They can't right?
3; You're one huge moronic fuck to have had to search what fuck means on the Urban Dictionary as am I for taking the time to define it to the horny shits who actually search these things up, like you, my dear friend.
by danlester June 10, 2016
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verb|The process of drastically disfiguring someone or something, preferably using a whisk or wooden spoon to do so.
A truly magnificent self-created word of Phillip M. Lester. phan
I'll chanksploon your mum's face.
by danlester June 10, 2016
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