crustynraunchy's definitions

joke class

a class, or schooling session that is nothing more than a joke, no homework, no authority, no control, its ridiculous and everyone is having a good time, the type of thing that makes school worth half the time your there, prevalent in junior high mostly

having mr. banhge is a guarantee joke class dude

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

coo bear

an evil little teddy bear who hides in christmas trees, and christmas night breaks all the presents, pisses on the floor, and commits suicide for a good laugh of his peers, one tree can consist of 5 to 6 coo bears, i suggest you clean your tree out because they are little fuckers

hey man, you better clean your tree, those damn coo bears got my cousins last week.

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

musty snake

first, you buy a snake, then you hide it between your asscheeks and you fuck the girl, you have to be on top for this to work right, so she doesnt see the snake, when it gets intense, you piss in her vagina, then let the snake go, creating a musty smell and the random appearance of a snake.

last week i gave nates mom a musty snake, she didnt see it coming.

by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008

hemlock hick

one who lives in hemlock, and typically listens to metal or flies the confederate flag, they live in the country and get drunk plenty, also they love sporking and toilet papering.

that damn hemlock hick sure likes his beer

those hemlock hicks sporked my yard.

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

coo bear

an evil little teddy bear who hides in christmas trees, and christmas night breaks all the presents, pisses on the floor, and commits suicide for a good laugh of his peers, one tree can consist of 5 to 6 coo bears, i suggest you clean your tree out because they are little fuckers

hey man, you better clean your tree, those damn coo bears got my cousins last week.

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

poop surprise

first, you take a massive crap on the floor beside the bed, and you have sex with your girl, as shes moaning and about to orgasm, you stop and pick up your shit and throw it at her, then cum on her leg giving you all the pleasure and her only the first half. then calmy put your clothes on and go play video games.

i would rather give her a poop surprise than to let her have a great time in bed

by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008

dooger

a good fellow who deserves a much better life than what he is given, being constantly teased but then rising up to have mad respect out of the unique characteristics he has from being teased as a child, a good, non annoying christian person who is fun for a laugh or so. there life sucks

yo dooger check this out

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007