6 definitions by coupondad7
The phenomenon where people post and comment about a celebrity`s death years afterwards as if it just happened.
Facebook Poster: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Facebook poster: sorry. Facebook second death syndrome strikes again.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Facebook poster: sorry. Facebook second death syndrome strikes again.
by coupondad7 July 1, 2015
A sex act performed by a woman with excellent twerk skills on a guy which lead to ejaculation. A lap dance leading to a happy ending.
I thought wanted to make love to my girlfriend, but I was completely sexually satisfied from the twerkjob I got from the thot at the strip club.
by coupondad7 June 12, 2015
The Friday which falls in between paychecks in which you are happy it's Friday, but stressed at the same time.
Employee 1: "Happy Friday all!"
Employee 2: "Yeah but it's Broke Friday. I need to get another cash advance to hold me over until next week"
Employee 2: "Yeah but it's Broke Friday. I need to get another cash advance to hold me over until next week"
by coupondad7 April 7, 2017
That nervous feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you are stopped in a long line of cars at a red light. When the light turns green you hope to God you make it through before if turns red again.
After waiting 5 minutes at a red light, my green light anxiety set in bad when cars did not move fast enough when the light finally turned green.
by coupondad7 May 28, 2015
by coupondad7 November 8, 2015
The phenomenon where people Tweet and comment about a celebritys death years afterwards as if it just happened.
Tweet: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Tweet: sorry. Twitter second death syndrome strikes again.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Tweet: sorry. Twitter second death syndrome strikes again.
by coupondad7 July 1, 2015