33 definitions by cool4dude

Crapmanistan

A word for countries which are considered to be third world, or merely subpar. This specific term is used generally for countries around the middle east with names which are unfamiliar and/or hard to pronounce.

I asked Sally what country we were bombing, and she shrugged and said, "Crapmanistan."

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

hardcore dancer

A hardcore dancer is a person usually in their teens who has immense quantities of angst due to listening to hardcore and emo music.

These teens will go to concerts wearing tight pants, and tight jeans. Instead of the usual mosh pit, they will take play in hardcore dancing. This consists of swining their arms and legs around in a random fashion attempting to look they like are fighting invisiable enemies all around them.

Hardcore dancers are known to look like idiots, but seem to not care.

Chad demanded that everyone in the mosh pit beat up all hardcore dancers.

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

anal diver

One that diver or plunges into the anus (especially a homosexul.) The references is meant to bring forth imagery of a scuba diver in a wet suit diving into the ocean, like a penis plunging into an ocean of ass.

He didn't wear a snorkel but we could all tell that he was an anal diver.

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

Lawyer Ball

A disparaging nickname for soccer.

My friend was talking about the FIFA World Cup, then he asked if I watched it and I said, "I would never watch that damn Lawyer Ball!"

by cool4dude December 16, 2006

vomitcore

Vomitcore can be used in jest to refer to hardcore bands who's singers scream is so incoherrent and raw it sounds as if he may vomit.

Vomitcore is also a hypothetical genre of intense music in which the the vocalist doesn't sing, but merely vomits to the song, allowing the sounds of his upchucking to add to the mood of the music.

The janitor finally finished mopping up the stage after a vomitcore band played.

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

dudest

The most dudely one can be.

Relating to the scale of dude, duder, dudest.

Shaun is without a doubt the dudest guy in the Midwest.

by cool4dude May 1, 2005

Koalrus

The offspring of a Koala and a Walrus.

A cute fuzzy pudgy creature that has tusks and hangs out in trees.

While unicorns are cool, true animal fans know the Koalrus is the ultimate animal.

by cool4dude April 29, 2005