2 definitions by cookiemonster2222

when a guy puts his balls into the eyes of a woman and slaps her in the eyes with them until she gets 2 black eyes
bro last night i gave her raccoon eyes!
by cookiemonster2222 May 25, 2014
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Brandon: dude when Crystal pulled her pants down last night i saw her hairy monkey!
by cookiemonster2222 May 25, 2014
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