considerthefollowing's definitions

pickle

The corpse of a brutally drowned cucumber.

Usually used on burgers.

You do realize when you're eating pickles you're eating the corpse of a once-delicious vegetable, right?

by considerthefollowing June 28, 2018

Sarcasm

Depending on how it's used, sarcasm can be a defense against stupidity or stupidity itself.

Stupidity: When someone asks someone else a decent question and they reply rudely with unneeded sarcasm.
Defense against stupidity: When someone asks a stupid question that more than deserves a sarcastic answer.

When I asked Jo if she was gonna order ramen again, she said "Nooooo. I'm not gonna order what I order every day."
That sarcasm was totally unnecessary, and stupid.

by considerthefollowing June 27, 2018

lel

laughing even louder
laughing extra loud

lemurs empathizing loudly

Lel, can you believe he actually said that!!!

by considerthefollowing June 27, 2018

Urban Disgustitionary

What you call the Urban Dictionary after searching a completely normal non-disgusting word and come up with some nasty nasty description of it that makes you never want to see the word or Urban Dictionary again.

Synonyms: Urban Disgust, Urban Ewtitionary, The Book Of Nasty Descriptions

Ewwwww..........I'm never searching anything on the Urban Disgustitionary ever again.....

by considerthefollowing June 25, 2018

Boredom

1. The reason why you are here reading this.
2. The reason why I wrote this.
3. The reason why most of the definitions are here.

4. The reason why most memes exist.

5. The reason why people find memes funny.

6. Humanity's worst enemy, according to them and the fact that people actually made a show about the Kardashians.

First person: Why did you even bother writing another definition for boredom when so many already exist?

Me: Read the 10th word of your question again and you'll have an answer.
First person: Boredom......oh.

by considerthefollowing June 26, 2018

Disgustifinitions

The name given to all definitions in the Urban Disgustitionary.

Read them at the peril of being scarred for life.

Common words used when reading a disgustifinition: ew, gross, ewwwww, ugh, no,

I wish people could use the Urban Dictionary without writing disgustifinitions.

by considerthefollowing June 27, 2018

Cats

Depending on who you ask, they are the epitome of evil, the cutest thing alive, satan's babies, ninjas, ninja-satan-babies, those animals they don't give two cruds about, living rugs, fur with claws, claws with fur, teeth with fur and claws, teeth with claws, teeth with fur, fur with teeth, what you shouldn't step on, a catto, the stupidest things alive, the future world rulers, the things trying to kill you in your sleep, the things trying to protect you from the things trying to kill you in your sleep, aliens, carnivourous monsters, little angels, everyone's best friend, the bane of all existance, the thing that sits on you at three in the morning, or just a cat.

I am sure I have missed at least 500 other definitions of cats. Publish your own description to fill in what I missed!

First person: There were feral cats in my backyard the other day.

Second person: Satan's fur babies!?!?!?? Where!?!?!?? * pulls out crucifix *

First person: Woah, calm down. Cats aren't satan's fur babies, they're ninjas. When you look for them, they're gone......
Second person: * muttering ancient chant to ward off evil *

by considerthefollowing June 27, 2018