Definitions by clevelandsteamer

clevelandite 

A shitty white crystal or someone from the great city of Cleveland Ohio.

Clevelandite rocks!

clevelandite by clevelandSteamer December 4, 2013

Quagmire 

perverted character in family guy

"hey meg, 18 yet?"

"gigadee gigadee"

"oh!"

Quagmire by clevelandsteamer July 21, 2008

mantasy 

The ultimate combination of taking a large dump while getting blown, eating pizza, drinking beer, watching the superbowl, and stabbing rosie o'donnell

my mantasy is better than your mantasy

mantasy by clevelandsteamer February 26, 2008

Mchkhkmkmkkhkmmm 

The noise that one makes when smacking one's lips while sleeping

Friend 1: Mchkhkmkmkkhkmmm

Friend 2: Shut the fuck up (gets pillow to smother Friend 1).

Mchkhkmkmkkhkmmm by clevelandsteamer October 3, 2007

Hell 

when you are strapped to a chair while wearing an itchy sweater, while at the same time having a wedgie, and being forced to stare at tubgirl while listening to nsync for the rest of eternity. the one positive thing is being able to talk politics with george dubya while watching satan rip up his anus.

i was sure i was in hell because of all the lawyers who were around

Hell by clevelandsteamer December 28, 2005

sleepers 

a terrifying movie featuring kevin bacon as the worlds scariest detention center guard

kid: What do you want?

kevin bacon: A blowjob. down on your knees.

if you want to not sleep at night, watch sleepers

sleepers by clevelandsteamer December 28, 2005

escalade 

car of choice for drug dealers, rappers, and guys with small penises

the escalade has weed in the back

escalade by clevelandsteamer September 23, 2005