clevelandsteamer's definitions

mr. burns

very old and weak powerplant owner and boss of homer simpson

"What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"

"Why, my good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari."

"Ex-cellent."

by clevelandsteamer August 10, 2005

paris hilton

the rare form of a flat and slutty rich girl who is on the cover of every tabloid. she has never worked and enjoys giving fellatio.

the paris perfume collection smells like cum.

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

warped tour

a collection of some of the worst "bands" in the music industry

guy: dude!(brushes back hair) did you go to the warped tour?

me: naw. homey don't play that.

by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005

Avril Lavigne

the sorriest excuse for a punk. the bitch sings hormonal pop music, which is also known as emo. almost as bad as ashlee simpson

avril is in no way punk rawk.

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

Dick Cheney

the evil behind congress and our "president". often suffers from heart attacks.

"hey uncle dick. did you support going to war to make profits from your halliburton stock?"

"of course not!(grabs left arm) help me!"

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

Karl Rove

george bush's engine/ventriloquist

also goes by turd blossom

by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005

i'd hit it

a term that means "i would like to insert my penis into the vaginal cavity of that female."

me(after seeing hardbody at the gym): DAMN NIGGA! I'd hit it!!! if she wears a mask.

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005