clevelandsteamer's definitions

Shaq

to be payed 28 million dollars a year for 20 points and 10 rebounds a game and only 40 double-doubles in a season, along with 47 percent free throw shooting and 18 points per game in the playoffs

shaq has a larger salary than the entire charlotte bobcats team

by clevelandsteamer September 1, 2005

Dick Cheney

the evil behind congress and our "president". often suffers from heart attacks.

"hey uncle dick. did you support going to war to make profits from your halliburton stock?"

"of course not!(grabs left arm) help me!"

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

Karl Rove

george bush's engine/ventriloquist

also goes by turd blossom

by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005

paris hilton

the rare form of a flat and slutty rich girl who is on the cover of every tabloid. she has never worked and enjoys giving fellatio.

the paris perfume collection smells like cum.

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

mr. burns

very old and weak powerplant owner and boss of homer simpson

"What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"

"Why, my good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari."

"Ex-cellent."

by clevelandsteamer August 10, 2005

bill maher

a political, atheist comedian who doesn't hate america, but is embarressed by it

"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."

by clevelandsteamer September 1, 2005

moe syzlak

bartender on the simpsons. moe is incredibly ugly, stupid, and has a great voice.

Hiya Homa!

I got some secrets. Some dark, dark secrets.

by clevelandsteamer August 10, 2005