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keith richards

full-time walking corpse and part-time guitarist of the rolling stones
guy: mr. richards, that will be $800 for the whiskey, coke, and hooker.

keith richards: you take credit?
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
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american idiot

an album that has been mistakingly compared to the who's "tommy" album. yes, the songs combined do tell a story, just like "tommy," but in no way is it as good as tommy or even the worst album the who could come up with. green day is a fake-punk band and people think that they are punk for listening to green day and skateboarding. that is 100% incorrect. spiking your hair, cutting your wrists, and shopping at hot topic does not make you punk, neither does listening to american idiot.
educated person: do you know who the first punk band was?

emo/fake punk: totally green day man! either them or my chemical romance? or is it blink 182?

educated person: you need to be shot.
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
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Cincinnati

a city that i live in that isn't that bad when i think of it. sure, our sports teams suck. sure, we have a lot of crime downtown. well... i actually have nothing nice to say about cincinnati, except there are a lot of malls. i live in the suburbs, so its not that bad where i live.
founded in 1967 by germans, they named it cincinnati, which of course in german means "anal hair."
by clevelandsteamer August 31, 2005
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Dick Cheney

the evil behind congress and our "president". often suffers from heart attacks.
"hey uncle dick. did you support going to war to make profits from your halliburton stock?"

"of course not!(grabs left arm) help me!"
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
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apocalypse

the day that george bush gets reelected, so i guess the apocalypse has already happened
a monkey being reelected? how can so many people be so stupid?
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
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paris hilton

the rare form of a flat and slutty rich girl who is on the cover of every tabloid. she has never worked and enjoys giving fellatio.
the paris perfume collection smells like cum.
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
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Quagmire

"hey meg, 18 yet?"

"gigadee gigadee"

"oh!"
by clevelandsteamer July 21, 2008
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