clevelandsteamer's definitions

i'd hit it

a term that means "i would like to insert my penis into the vaginal cavity of that female."

me(after seeing hardbody at the gym): DAMN NIGGA! I'd hit it!!! if she wears a mask.

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

Quagmire

perverted character in family guy

"hey meg, 18 yet?"

"gigadee gigadee"

"oh!"

by clevelandsteamer July 21, 2008

warped tour

a collection of some of the worst "bands" in the music industry

guy: dude!(brushes back hair) did you go to the warped tour?

me: naw. homey don't play that.

by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005

Avril Lavigne

the sorriest excuse for a punk. the bitch sings hormonal pop music, which is also known as emo. almost as bad as ashlee simpson

avril is in no way punk rawk.

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

Dick Cheney

the evil behind congress and our "president". often suffers from heart attacks.

"hey uncle dick. did you support going to war to make profits from your halliburton stock?"

"of course not!(grabs left arm) help me!"

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

Karl Rove

george bush's engine/ventriloquist

also goes by turd blossom

by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005

apocalypse

the day that george bush gets reelected, so i guess the apocalypse has already happened

a monkey being reelected? how can so many people be so stupid?

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005