the uncle of skateboarder bam margera. he is incredibly funny, fat, nasty, has a lazy eye, and has skin tags. don vito enjoys hooters, veal scalopini, and antonios.
"You guys are a bunch of Vulcan idiots."
" He's got no tiddly just joogle, you can't just goat duggle. Hammer and nail and hammer, something and expect it to grow! Beglat you've got these idiots... Sitting hernwhaga ehhhm, just sitting glawhahwaglahhh. What they're doing?"
"Now you've got my eyes covered with ice-en-ning!"
"...itza stupid kazixta stupid country, datzall i know!"
"I dunno what's on the car! Haargh-di-ah you take points before, now you're asking all these questions!"
"YO!"
" He's got no tiddly just joogle, you can't just goat duggle. Hammer and nail and hammer, something and expect it to grow! Beglat you've got these idiots... Sitting hernwhaga ehhhm, just sitting glawhahwaglahhh. What they're doing?"
"Now you've got my eyes covered with ice-en-ning!"
"...itza stupid kazixta stupid country, datzall i know!"
"I dunno what's on the car! Haargh-di-ah you take points before, now you're asking all these questions!"
"YO!"
by clevelandsteamer July 20, 2005
by clevelandsteamer August 05, 2005
"What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"
"Why, my good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari."
"Ex-cellent."
"Why, my good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari."
"Ex-cellent."
by clevelandsteamer July 20, 2005
The ultimate combination of taking a large dump while getting blown, eating pizza, drinking beer, watching the superbowl, and stabbing rosie o'donnell
my mantasy is better than your mantasy
by clevelandsteamer February 26, 2008
the sorriest excuse for a punk. the bitch sings hormonal pop music, which is also known as emo. almost as bad as ashlee simpson
by clevelandsteamer August 26, 2005
by clevelandsteamer September 19, 2007
by clevelandsteamer September 05, 2005