clevelandsteamer's definitions

Kobe

to throw a condom in a garbage can after having sex with a mentally-retarded, blonde, white woman on the back of a chair in a hotel room in colorado.

i swear! it was consensual!

by clevelandsteamer September 1, 2005

Cincinnati

a city that i live in that isn't that bad when i think of it. sure, our sports teams suck. sure, we have a lot of crime downtown. well... i actually have nothing nice to say about cincinnati, except there are a lot of malls. i live in the suburbs, so its not that bad where i live.

founded in 1967 by germans, they named it cincinnati, which of course in german means "anal hair."

by clevelandsteamer August 31, 2005

keith richards

full-time walking corpse and part-time guitarist of the rolling stones

guy: mr. richards, that will be $800 for the whiskey, coke, and hooker.

keith richards: you take credit?

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

american idiot

an album that has been mistakingly compared to the who's "tommy" album. yes, the songs combined do tell a story, just like "tommy," but in no way is it as good as tommy or even the worst album the who could come up with. green day is a fake-punk band and people think that they are punk for listening to green day and skateboarding. that is 100% incorrect. spiking your hair, cutting your wrists, and shopping at hot topic does not make you punk, neither does listening to american idiot.

educated person: do you know who the first punk band was?

emo/fake punk: totally green day man! either them or my chemical romance? or is it blink 182?

educated person: you need to be shot.

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

apocalypse

the day that george bush gets reelected, so i guess the apocalypse has already happened

a monkey being reelected? how can so many people be so stupid?

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

Hell

when you are strapped to a chair while wearing an itchy sweater, while at the same time having a wedgie, and being forced to stare at tubgirl while listening to nsync for the rest of eternity. the one positive thing is being able to talk politics with george dubya while watching satan rip up his anus.

i was sure i was in hell because of all the lawyers who were around

by clevelandsteamer December 28, 2005

meth

the leading cash crop in oregon, kentucky, virginia, north carolina, ohio, kansas, california, florida, georgia, tennessee, illinois, washington, and other states

street names: crank, 222, anny, chalk, ned, kibble, shab, patsie, slammers, rails, bulber, go

by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005