clayton's definitions

aesir

Ancient norse 'Shining Ones'

i don't think the Aesir would like it if you threw that hammer at me Thor.

by clayton July 22, 2003

Bronx is a stupid fuck

The guy is such a retard.

He says such dumb things as "Hey my family is a good family"

Or

" Hey I know how to hit and I like to lick assholes"

by Clayton November 28, 2004

hard core

A thug, Gangsta, or Bad ass who is tough, unbreakable, and unbeatable who has mostly everyone's respect and fear on the streets.

Damn, Dat thug juss popped dat whole crew. Dat nigga is hardcore.

by Clayton February 7, 2003

web site

convenient junction of branches, metallic junk or similar ephemera used by spiders to construct silk traps for the apprehension of flying insects and similar.

"Hey, Arachne darling, check out this web site! Heavy Fly Traffic, low overheads and a sweet view of the park! I love it!"

by Clayton July 14, 2003

rainbow kiss

something that has never happened anywhere, ever, to anyone, at all.

"Excuse me darling, now that we have achieved maturity and entered a sexual relationship, let us perform that rainbow kiss we heard about in school."

"erm, no, I don't think we should actually."

by Clayton July 14, 2003

sphect

Possibly the skankiest kid ever. His dad's a fucking hippy that meets other dirty liberal douches to protest. He wears the exact same clothes as his brothers and he thinks he's better than everyone else.

<i>Also</i>
To show up at someone's house, completely unwanted and just to rot their for hours on end, boring them to death while making the house smell like a fucking sewage treatment plant.

Where's that dirty sphect kid?

by clayton August 9, 2004

kinesthetic

1. n. a person who is unskilled in the arts of not being a retard - specifically one who learns by experiencing things 'pysically' 2. Adj. Stupid 3. n. thicko spaz

"God, Lewis, You're such a kinesthetic!"

"Ooh, are you in the kinesthetic group, Lewis?"

by Clayton February 26, 2005