clayton's definitions

faquisha

Extremely black and ghetto name, usually used in a stereotypical context

These damn Faquishas come onto my damn subway car and yell at one another and call it a conversation. Must be some kind of jungle technique.

by Clayton April 16, 2004

womble

n.1. A fictional, long-nosed, litter collecting inhabitant of Wimbledon Common
2. A spastic on a bicycle

1. Remember you're a womble Uncle Bulgaria
2. Hahaha! Womble!!!

by clayton July 22, 2003

gav

The short, pushy member of a townie or Kev gang. usually found at the front of a group of four Kevs mouthing off safe in the knowledge that, should push come to shove (and indeed kick) Kev, Darren and Tone will actually perform the requisite violence.

"leave it Gav, It ain't worff it"

by clayton July 22, 2003

Paedophile (s)

n. (pl.) member of society distinguished by being the only one not asked to 'think of the children'

Look at the Paedophiles in the playground, how very inappropriate.

by Clayton July 14, 2003

hard core

A thug, Gangsta, or Bad ass who is tough, unbreakable, and unbeatable who has mostly everyone's respect and fear on the streets.

Damn, Dat thug juss popped dat whole crew. Dat nigga is hardcore.

by Clayton February 7, 2003

rainbow kiss

something that has never happened anywhere, ever, to anyone, at all.

"Excuse me darling, now that we have achieved maturity and entered a sexual relationship, let us perform that rainbow kiss we heard about in school."

"erm, no, I don't think we should actually."

by Clayton July 14, 2003

aesir

Ancient norse 'Shining Ones'

i don't think the Aesir would like it if you threw that hammer at me Thor.

by clayton July 22, 2003