14 definitions by chocolategrape

i wanna vaccuum

if you say it silently, it looks like you're saying "i wanna fuck you"

Person 1 (silently): I wanna vaccuum.
Person 2: Whaaaaaattt??????

by chocolategrape March 12, 2008

happy place

the place where you go when you masturbate

"I'm going to my happy place!"

by chocolategrape March 1, 2008

wonder bread

a white person
you can make a wonder bread sandwich...
see nutella

She's white like wonder bread!

by chocolategrape March 4, 2008

hoe bag fag

technically, i guess it means a gay whore, but its really just used as a general insult.

You're such a hoe bag fag, go die.

by chocolategrape March 4, 2008

awkward silence turtle

A turtle that you make with your hands by putting one on top of the other (palms down) and your thumbs are its arms. You use it when there is an awkward silence.

"You're a retard."
"Huh?"
*awkward silence turtle*

by chocolategrape March 4, 2008

sperm

1. vanilla ice cream
2. C.'s best friends
3. what's in A.'s hair right now
4. your mother's worst enemy
5. life ruiner
6. banana juice
7. the reason they invented abortions
8. mini jellyfish
9. bitter

SPERM sperm sperm sperrrrm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chocolategrape March 5, 2008

useless information

a cock. if you are filled with useless information, you are having sex (full of cock... get it?)

She is full of useless information.

by chocolategrape March 11, 2008