4 definitions by chawalte

burton

The lowest-level urinal in a group of two or more urinals in a men's public restroom; also considered the "short" or "little people" urinal. This urinal is typically placed at the end of the line or group of urinals on a wall.

"The bathrooms at the stadiums are always so crowded. The last time I went in there the only urinal not occupied was the burton.

by chawalte August 5, 2011

harmendickity

The itchy "point of no return" feeling in one's nose just prior to sneezing.

"So there I was, all lathered up in honey, when all of a sudden...hold on...*harmendickity* ACHOO!!"

by chawalte May 12, 2010

grammateur

an individual that uses poor grammar, either inadvertently or deliberately.

Bob never uses "their" and "there" properly in his emails. He's such a grammateur.

by chawalte January 24, 2010

grammateur

A new grandmother who has no idea what she's doing with regard to grandmothering. (hat tip to JCW for the definition)

Bessie was obviously a grammateur, as she used safety pins to fasten her granddaughter's diaper together even though it had adhesive straps.

by chawalte January 31, 2010