dundee

the scrotum of existence, i should know i live here......
"If Scotland was a polo Dundee would be the hole!"
by charlie-boy July 14, 2004
mugGet the dundeemug.

clever cloggs

smart arse, know all, one-upmanshipper, carol vorderman, bill gates, gareth gates(lucky git)

for opp see webby
dont be such a clever cloggs
by charlie-boy July 14, 2004
mugGet the clever cloggsmug.
batty-boy, dyke, rug-muncher, brown-eye lover, knob-jockey, jobby jabber, gay, lesbian, poof, list is endless............
charlie:"man that guy's lookin at me"
peter:"maybe he's batting for the other side?"
by charlie-boy July 15, 2004
mugGet the batting for the other sidemug.

mongle

stupid person, idiot

abbrievriated: mong

for scottish perthians translate to "mongo"
"dinny be a mongle, abody kens St. Johnstone are shite!"
by charlie-boy February 09, 2004
mugGet the monglemug.

jobby-jabber

fudge-packer fart-knocker starfish-invader
that webby, he's a jobby-jabber!
by charlie-boy February 09, 2004
mugGet the jobby-jabbermug.

eejit

"you're an eejit,ya dobber!"
by charlie-boy February 09, 2004
mugGet the eejitmug.

Fuck aye!

Jimmy: "Would ya shag that Christina Aguilera?"
Dougie: "Fuck aye!"

Jimmy: "What about that Carol Vorderman?"
Dougie: "Fuck off!"
by charlie-boy February 09, 2004
mugGet the Fuck aye!mug.