MTV delusion disorder

Also known as MDD, it causes sufferers 2 enjoy and actually believe that shows about spoiled whores like the hills and super sweet 16 are real and not scripted. The only known cures are blindness, an education, pshyciatric therapy, viagra, maturity, a job, and sushi.
My daughter either has down syndrome or MTV delusion disorder so she is goin 2 da mental institution
by chachaddict April 14, 2009
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dangle fame

A common practice among celebrities who are famous for no reason like oprah, paris hilton, dr. Phil, and hannah montana,where pictures they take of their braided pubic hair are sent to small children in third world countries.
OMG hannah montana sent my 3 year old a dangle fame pic
by chachaddict April 14, 2009
mugGet the dangle famemug.

outback steakhouse

A large retaurant chain claiming to be "australian". The wait to get a table is long, because of all the fat old people, the steak is served raw and still partially frozen, and the servers r slow and have down syndrome. A great place to go to spend 100 dollars for shit and food poisoning.
"Hey george let's go to outback steakhouse!"

"Yum sally! I'm totally in the mood to wait in line for an hour and get exposed to mad cow disease"

"Yeah george! And I'm ready to eat overpriced frozen meat that has nothing to do with the australian outback!"
by chachaddict April 19, 2009
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sak attack

A common occurence involving drunk young adults, when a young man exposes his testicles which are then attacked by common house pets. It can also refer to an angry women who bites off the testicles of her male partner. Most men die from this.
Dude, my parrot did a total sak attack on me last night, I was so wasted!
Or
Hey did u hear bout dat girl that's in jail? She pulled a sak attack on her man and he died!
by chachaddict April 14, 2009
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kohls

A giant soul sucking chain of department stores, which started out as a grocery store and is now an incredibly profitable business. They pride themselves on low prices and great customer service. The so called sale prices aren't sales, they r items that hav been marked up and then down 2 create a fake sale, the clearence is the only good deal, with xxxl sizes and damaged merchandise. The managment are power hungry uneducated fools that sit on their asses all day and complain that nothing gets done. Customers who shop there r fat white trash hicks that let their inbred kids run around the store destroying everything, while they try on hoochie mama outfits. Employees r underpaid slaves that hav 2 listen 2 customers bitch and complain that they didn't get the 75 cents off they were promised in their imaginations. Kohls is the place wher dreams go 2 die.
Brother:"after were done having sex, wanna pack up the 12 kids and head to kohls?"

Sister:"yea, I don't hav a job or a life I mite as well go try on clothes that don't fit"
by chachaddict April 20, 2009
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ramona madness

A term of endearment used by asian women 2 describe their experiences with american lesbians.this is typically found on college campuses on the east coast.
Kym was in a complete state of ramona madness when she remembered what she did the night before
by chachaddict April 15, 2009
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dirty rice pudding

A sexual act in which a male mastrubates into a bowl of rice pudding, and then gets sexually aroused as he watches the unknowing individual consume the pudding. This was a popular practice among college students in the 1980's and is still widely done in southerb europe.
"Dude check out tina! She is totally shoveling down that dirty rice pudding that's sick!"
by chachaddict April 18, 2009
mugGet the dirty rice puddingmug.