chachaddict's definitions

moldy melvin

Traditionally a sexual act where a women licks the mold and dirt from a dirty and unwashed partner. This started in early asia when mold was thought to be a delicacy.

Lisa was wasted last night and gave that homeless man a moldy melvin

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

granola gal

A dirty smelly hippie woman who doesn't shave her legs or shower. She has sex with endangered species and eats her own feces. This became a popular way of life during the 60's with stoners and losers.

That's the smelliest hariest girl I've ever seen. She must be a granola gal!

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

sak attack

A common occurence involving drunk young adults, when a young man exposes his testicles which are then attacked by common house pets. It can also refer to an angry women who bites off the testicles of her male partner. Most men die from this.

Dude, my parrot did a total sak attack on me last night, I was so wasted!
Or
Hey did u hear bout dat girl that's in jail? She pulled a sak attack on her man and he died!

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

mexican dirt kiss

A fetish developed in the northern mexican mountain ranges of salsaholataco, where a mexican man shoves dirt in a females mouth and then recieves oral from her. This is also a rite of passage practiced by males starting at age 5.

Dude, that chick just gave me a mexican dirt kiss It sucked.

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

dangle fame

A common practice among celebrities who are famous for no reason like oprah, paris hilton, dr. Phil, and hannah montana,where pictures they take of their braided pubic hair are sent to small children in third world countries.

OMG hannah montana sent my 3 year old a dangle fame pic

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

MTV delusion disorder

Also known as MDD, it causes sufferers 2 enjoy and actually believe that shows about spoiled whores like the hills and super sweet 16 are real and not scripted. The only known cures are blindness, an education, pshyciatric therapy, viagra, maturity, a job, and sushi.

My daughter either has down syndrome or MTV delusion disorder so she is goin 2 da mental institution

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

tit tickles

An illegal fetish act performed by morbidly obese women who dump insects on sleeping homeless womens breasts. This urge will b experienced at a very early age and cause over eating. Typically the act is performed in large cities and homeless shelters.

"Ugh my mom is so fat she is always talkin bout tit tickles its creepy"

by chachaddict April 15, 2009