chachaddict's definitions

chalupa muncher

A morbidly obese male or female whose diet consists soley of fried mexican foods. They can be found at fast food chains across the world, or at walmart in the big and tall clothing sections. The lifespan of these individuals is quite low therefore they are considered an endangered species.

Guy 1: hey let's go to taco bell.
Guy 2: hell no that place is gonna be packed with chalupa muncher s

by chachaddict April 17, 2009

outback steakhouse

A large retaurant chain claiming to be "australian". The wait to get a table is long, because of all the fat old people, the steak is served raw and still partially frozen, and the servers r slow and have down syndrome. A great place to go to spend 100 dollars for shit and food poisoning.

"Hey george let's go to outback steakhouse!"

"Yum sally! I'm totally in the mood to wait in line for an hour and get exposed to mad cow disease"

"Yeah george! And I'm ready to eat overpriced frozen meat that has nothing to do with the australian outback!"

by chachaddict April 19, 2009

moldy melvin

Traditionally a sexual act where a women licks the mold and dirt from a dirty and unwashed partner. This started in early asia when mold was thought to be a delicacy.

Lisa was wasted last night and gave that homeless man a moldy melvin

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

mexican dirt salad

Typically a fetish act started in the small mexican coastal village of burritoholafajita where a man shoves dirt in a womens vagina and then has intercourse with her. It is also a rite of passage for the uneducated.

Dude, mexican dirt salad are not as much fun as they sound

by chachaddict April 17, 2009

cookie of doom

A sweet treat that has been either purpously or accidently dropped on an especially dirty floor and then put back on the serving tray with the others. This may be an act of revenge, or simple laziness.

"Bwahaha check it out that chick is takin a bite outa that cookie of doom "

by chachaddict April 17, 2009

blinker phobia

An excessive fear and or act of laziness a driver has of using their blinker to signal a turn or lane change. This is a major cause of car accidents, road rage, and traffic violations.

"Gee greg why don't you use ur blinker when u turn? All those people would stop honking!"

"Ah I'm just a lazy fuckin asshole. I don't give a shit bout following the law."

"Hmm I hope u get re ended dumb fuck get over ur blinker phobia"

by chachaddict April 23, 2009

mexican dirt kiss

A fetish developed in the northern mexican mountain ranges of salsaholataco, where a mexican man shoves dirt in a females mouth and then recieves oral from her. This is also a rite of passage practiced by males starting at age 5.

Dude, that chick just gave me a mexican dirt kiss It sucked.

by chachaddict April 14, 2009