chachaddict's definitions

midget farming

A celebratory act started in the early 70's by oprah and family, where midgets are hunted, and then corraled into small pens where they are forced to perform circus tricks. This form of entertainment is no longer practiced by oprah, but is still enjoyed by the mentally ill, alcoholics, and wealthy housewives

"Wow the midget farming was incredible last night, those little guys can really dance!"

by chachaddict April 17, 2009

side gangster

A member of a gang who mastrubates on the sides of other members legs without them knowing. This gained popularity in southern california in the past 5 years. They may also mastrubate in2 members hair, ears, nose or hands.

Dude I saw emilio side gangster that new guy.

by chachaddict April 15, 2009

dirty rice pudding

A sexual act in which a male mastrubates into a bowl of rice pudding, and then gets sexually aroused as he watches the unknowing individual consume the pudding. This was a popular practice among college students in the 1980's and is still widely done in southerb europe.

"Dude check out tina! She is totally shoveling down that dirty rice pudding that's sick!"

by chachaddict April 18, 2009

chalupa muncher

A morbidly obese male or female whose diet consists soley of fried mexican foods. They can be found at fast food chains across the world, or at walmart in the big and tall clothing sections. The lifespan of these individuals is quite low therefore they are considered an endangered species.

Guy 1: hey let's go to taco bell.
Guy 2: hell no that place is gonna be packed with chalupa muncher s

by chachaddict April 17, 2009

moldy melvin

Traditionally a sexual act where a women licks the mold and dirt from a dirty and unwashed partner. This started in early asia when mold was thought to be a delicacy.

Lisa was wasted last night and gave that homeless man a moldy melvin

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

outback steakhouse

A large retaurant chain claiming to be "australian". The wait to get a table is long, because of all the fat old people, the steak is served raw and still partially frozen, and the servers r slow and have down syndrome. A great place to go to spend 100 dollars for shit and food poisoning.

"Hey george let's go to outback steakhouse!"

"Yum sally! I'm totally in the mood to wait in line for an hour and get exposed to mad cow disease"

"Yeah george! And I'm ready to eat overpriced frozen meat that has nothing to do with the australian outback!"

by chachaddict April 19, 2009

dangle fame

A common practice among celebrities who are famous for no reason like oprah, paris hilton, dr. Phil, and hannah montana,where pictures they take of their braided pubic hair are sent to small children in third world countries.

OMG hannah montana sent my 3 year old a dangle fame pic

by chachaddict April 14, 2009