chachaddict's definitions

mexican dirt kiss

A fetish developed in the northern mexican mountain ranges of salsaholataco, where a mexican man shoves dirt in a females mouth and then recieves oral from her. This is also a rite of passage practiced by males starting at age 5.

Dude, that chick just gave me a mexican dirt kiss It sucked.

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

mexican dirt salad

Typically a fetish act started in the small mexican coastal village of burritoholafajita where a man shoves dirt in a womens vagina and then has intercourse with her. It is also a rite of passage for the uneducated.

Dude, mexican dirt salad are not as much fun as they sound

by chachaddict April 17, 2009

blinker phobia

An excessive fear and or act of laziness a driver has of using their blinker to signal a turn or lane change. This is a major cause of car accidents, road rage, and traffic violations.

"Gee greg why don't you use ur blinker when u turn? All those people would stop honking!"

"Ah I'm just a lazy fuckin asshole. I don't give a shit bout following the law."

"Hmm I hope u get re ended dumb fuck get over ur blinker phobia"

by chachaddict April 23, 2009

cookie of doom

A sweet treat that has been either purpously or accidently dropped on an especially dirty floor and then put back on the serving tray with the others. This may be an act of revenge, or simple laziness.

"Bwahaha check it out that chick is takin a bite outa that cookie of doom "

by chachaddict April 17, 2009

dirty rice pudding

A sexual act in which a male mastrubates into a bowl of rice pudding, and then gets sexually aroused as he watches the unknowing individual consume the pudding. This was a popular practice among college students in the 1980's and is still widely done in southerb europe.

"Dude check out tina! She is totally shoveling down that dirty rice pudding that's sick!"

by chachaddict April 18, 2009

side gangster

A member of a gang who mastrubates on the sides of other members legs without them knowing. This gained popularity in southern california in the past 5 years. They may also mastrubate in2 members hair, ears, nose or hands.

Dude I saw emilio side gangster that new guy.

by chachaddict April 15, 2009

midget farming

A celebratory act started in the early 70's by oprah and family, where midgets are hunted, and then corraled into small pens where they are forced to perform circus tricks. This form of entertainment is no longer practiced by oprah, but is still enjoyed by the mentally ill, alcoholics, and wealthy housewives

"Wow the midget farming was incredible last night, those little guys can really dance!"

by chachaddict April 17, 2009