3 definitions by carpentertom
A device implanted under ones skin, such as the one our president uses to relay his speeches. It allows another, within range, to relay subsonic messages that the user can repeat like a parrot, hopefully to give the impression that he knows what the hell he is saying.
"Dammit Carl, I thought for sure you said 'the human being and the fish can co-exist peacefully', not 'we need to attack the world because we are a bunch of power-hungry war-mongering money-hungry fascist elitist corporatists'! Maybe we need to adjust my neurophone".
by carpentertom June 6, 2006
Acts which make you scared, really, really SCARED! Threats of violence so overwhelming that you would do anything, ANYTHING, to stop it. Even give up your liberty and privacy. Terror is something only the great President of America can thwart. Bush will go down in history as the first American leader to figure out how to use fear of death against the populace to control them and make them support his evil agenda. (Read: Greet terror. Kiss your freedom goodbye)
Today the terror alert is red, so we must invade another country that harbors terrorists (and incidentally owns a great amount of non-renewable natural resourses). Be scared, very scared, but fear not, for we will prevail against terror. But be warned, you will have to give up many of your liberties for this great cause of evil. Ummm, I mean "freedom".
by carpentertom July 12, 2006
by carpentertom May 21, 2006