8 definitions by captainhook105

Butter cavity

A cave of meat folds that is very accepting of butter.

I want you to destroy my butter cavity

by captainhook105 August 10, 2023

The Dean of dicking

When you give a girl the long stroke and procees to bruise her cervix but she still comes back aggressively for more

Hey have you ever been plowed by cody before? Because i heard hes the dean of dicking?

by captainhook105 November 16, 2020

Dusty depot

An old womans pussy

I just took a visit to the Dusty depot

by captainhook105 December 23, 2017

Cougar pelt

When laying pipe on an older woman, you then pull out a piece of duct tape and lay it on her bush then proceed to rip it off or shave it and admire the thickness of the cougars pelt

Hey jon want to see my cougar pelt collection?

by captainhook105 November 18, 2017

Shit sniper

When you take a shit in someones deer blind because they took your huntin spot

They call me the shit sniper because i shit in thagt dudes pop up blind that sat in my spot.

by captainhook105 November 17, 2020

Dog dicking mother fucker

A male family member that pricks you over at the most inopportune times

God damnit gary you dog dicking mother fucker you grumped my ace

by captainhook105 November 16, 2018

Barbucoonin

When you fire a grenade launcher at a building full of dirty coons and watch it burn to the ground

Hey jim are you ready barbucoonin season to start?

by captainhook105 November 14, 2020