1 definition by cali-quake

a really sheltered person that lives in a cave and has no clue what the beach is, or a female who is large and ugly, yet is still stuck up
Tommy: Hey girl whats goin on I'm DTF

Tof: OMG, WTF I'd never stoop to your level, i'm an ohioan
by cali-quake November 12, 2009
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