caitlin's definitions

rant

To suddenly give a long speech that usually results in rambling and repeating of nonsence.

I shall now tell you how awful rants are, they are the bain of humans. If rants were plentiful humans would become extinct! Extinct I say!! Humans also need to pick cherries with automated cherry pickers as this results in more plentiful harvests resulting in more people whos brains have been nourished by cherries and intelligent cherry nourished people are less likely to rant than those raised on blueberry farms, because they are subjected to blueberry fumes, and they are toxic, like non-toxic glue. Made of horse hooves. Horses can also help prevent rants as you cannot rant while riding a horse and you can't ride a horse if there aren't horses because they have all been made into non-toxic glue. Do you understand rants now?

by Caitlin April 1, 2005

Abercrombie

A clothing store that it is super en vogue to make fun of. The best way to feign non-conformity is to say you hate abercrombie, but still go in the store to see what's cool, and then make fun of the clothes and the people that work there. You make fun of the ripped jeans, but in the end you sneak in to buy some, because you secretly like them. It's so trendy to hate abercrombie that it is breeding a new kind of "alternative conformity".

All of the tools who made fun of Abercrombie on this website should be congratulated on being trendy enough to jump on the anti-abercrombie band wagon.

by Caitlin January 15, 2005

LSHTTARDML

Stands for Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg

Almost never used, too long! Most people use LMAO or LOL instead.

Person 1: *something funny*
Person 2: LSHTTARDML

by Caitlin January 27, 2005

trank

tranks also means pills that calm you down (sedatives and benzodiazepines). Short for tranquilizers.

Why did my doctor take away my tranks?

by caitlin February 20, 2005

carpet comber

someone who smokes crack (or other drugs like peices of weed, pills) and after it's all gone they get on the floor and dig through the carpet to find little crack rocks. Also combin the carpet.

Man, look at the damn carpet comber on his hands and knees.

by caitlin February 20, 2005

Spencers

A awesome store that sells some naughty things for adults...but sells the best stuff for -teenagers- I personally think that it is stupid when parents bring their little 5 and 6 year olds into this store!

Spencers has Happy Bunny, David and Goliath, wristbands, and lots of stuff suitable for -teenagers

by Caitlin May 13, 2005

nigger-rigged

to rig something up half assed so that it works well enough, but doesn't work the way it is supposed to.

I had to nigger rig up my cd player in my car.

by caitlin February 25, 2005