7 definitions by bulletface

I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.

Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

by bulletface April 20, 2015

woot d woot

when you run into trouble. usually by police or when noticed stealing something.

OG: so yea bru, me and my homie was bout to hit a lick, but a little woot d woot went on so we just headed back home and somked some bud

by bulletface December 30, 2015

crackhead joe

crackhead john's older brother who is also addicted to crack-cocaine but yet is financially stable.

crackhead John: hey man can i borrow $20 for some hard?
crackhead Joe: hang on man, somebody's out there. they watching us and i know it, but what they don't know is that i'm a sly mutha fucka.. i'm like a koala bear hiding and lurking in the trees, niggas just don't know.
crackhead John: look man i don't got time for this again, can you at least spot me $10? i need my fix
crackhead Joe: sure man, you seem true to the word.. you remind me of my brother

by bulletface March 27, 2015

affirmimation

a word you use to make a dumb bitch confused to the point where she wont know what you are saying to make her shut up. in another case, the so called dumb bitch might or will agree with what you said, making you realize how dumb this bitch is.

man: hey i gotta make an affirmimation with my boss, ill be back in a little bit
dumb bitch: oh okay thats cool, i got to affirminate my boss later too!

by bulletface December 30, 2015

referralac

someone who feels the need or the over compensating want for referrals either from a boss or a adminastration represenative

school adminastrator- well jim bob, looks like you earned yourself another referral for yelling in class.
jim bob- MAN FUK YOU, ILL TAKE TWO FOR WALKIN OUT OF CLASS!!
student 1- goddamn, what a referralac

by bulletface February 22, 2015

I ain't gone done did a thing

without hesitation, if you get trampled over a scuffle with a toothless hillbilly and approach him with intentions to confront and resolve a current conflict afflicted upon you, his disturbingly low educated response claims that he absolutely has nothing to do with any remarks or previous actions presented to you.

Cop- hello sir, may i ask a few question?
Tweaked-out Hillbilly- look man, I ain't gone done did a thing dude.
Cop- what are you doing way out here in a shack.. in the middle of the woods.. with PH strips and lots and lots and loootttsss of pseudophede?
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- science project for school.
Cop- sir, you're clearly not in school.
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- Its for my son.
Cop- ..but you're the only one here...
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- he's here spiritually
Cop- Goddammit i dont have time for this!

by bulletface May 1, 2015

Stutter Butter

a term used acting as a product that doesn't cure but effeciently dissolves speech impairments for a flexible period of hours. this product is not real but primarily used in a form of sarcasm or methods/techniques of minimum to severe bullying. a high dosage of this is said to lead to stutteritus and sometimes overdose.

Richard Stutterman- damn i wrote a long grocery list last night.

· stutter butter
· stutter alfredo
· macoroni and double double-c cheese
· sunny Deep breathe
· a gallon of depression
· 12 pack of Dr. Pauseineverysentence
· and a please dont leave me Baby Ruth

by bulletface May 1, 2015