4 definitions by buddhiistboy
When the rest of your skin has reached the level of tan you normally have on your penis' shaft skin.
by buddhiistboy March 26, 2016
The little balls of dried up sex juices that form during coitus and drop to the sheets, only to get stuck all over a woman's ass cheeks.
by buddhiistboy May 15, 2011
When you put your underwear on after a sex without cleaning your genitals and leave an image of your junk in them. Then you use them to prove to your friends that you got laid.
Mike: Hey Benny, can you not leave your Mike: “underwear of Turin” on the bathroom floor, no ones impressed that you got laid last night!
Benny: well you should be, it was your Mom!
Benny: well you should be, it was your Mom!
by buddhiistboy June 19, 2021
The odd and often uncomfortable positions an alpha male will contort his lover into in search of the hottest, most ball draining orgasm ever.
Man dude, I ran Jenny through a serious involuntary yoga class last night. I had her shoulders behind her knees at one point. No chance she’s walking without assistance today!
by buddhiistboy May 9, 2020