3 definitions by brutechute
I hate it when the toilet paper is put on the holder so it unrolls against the wall! But my wife could care less that fucking switch shitter!
by brutechute October 14, 2011
1) A class that most people in the United States can't master because they are mentally lazy and weak and incapable of concentrating on anything for more than 2 seconds unless it will result in an orgasm.
2) The class kids in India, China, and Japan master by the age of 8 thanks to parents that respect education, work with the kids (because they can), and know the material themselves (because they don't sit around all night eating processed food and watching FOX News).
3) A class that American parents continually harass teachers about so the teacher will pass their little air sucking waste of tax dollars despite them being unprepared to move forward with their mathematical lives.
4) A mathematics course people call "dumb" because they can't pass it. also see oxymoron
2) The class kids in India, China, and Japan master by the age of 8 thanks to parents that respect education, work with the kids (because they can), and know the material themselves (because they don't sit around all night eating processed food and watching FOX News).
3) A class that American parents continually harass teachers about so the teacher will pass their little air sucking waste of tax dollars despite them being unprepared to move forward with their mathematical lives.
4) A mathematics course people call "dumb" because they can't pass it. also see oxymoron
Moron trying to do an algebra problem: It says x + 1 =
2 but I just don't understand why x is 1! I hate algebra!
I'm going to give up, stop thinking, and go play with
myself until I forget how dumb I am.
Indian/Chinese/Japanese parent: Did you finish your
algebra?
Indian/Chinese/Japanese kid: Yes and I got them all
right because I read the book and didn't stop until my
answers matched the answers in the back of the book.
Indian/Chinese/Japanese parent: Well done! But prove
the Fundamental Theorem of Algebra now since
American math is made so easy for the fucktards, then
I will feed you!
Parent: He says he's trying hard and his tutor says he's knows the material.
Algebra Teacher: Your kid doesn't study and is manipulating you. If you keep fighting all his battles for him, you will do it the rest of your life while he lives in your basement downloading porn for a living.
Algebra is dumb!
2 but I just don't understand why x is 1! I hate algebra!
I'm going to give up, stop thinking, and go play with
myself until I forget how dumb I am.
Indian/Chinese/Japanese parent: Did you finish your
algebra?
Indian/Chinese/Japanese kid: Yes and I got them all
right because I read the book and didn't stop until my
answers matched the answers in the back of the book.
Indian/Chinese/Japanese parent: Well done! But prove
the Fundamental Theorem of Algebra now since
American math is made so easy for the fucktards, then
I will feed you!
Parent: He says he's trying hard and his tutor says he's knows the material.
Algebra Teacher: Your kid doesn't study and is manipulating you. If you keep fighting all his battles for him, you will do it the rest of your life while he lives in your basement downloading porn for a living.
Algebra is dumb!
by brutechute June 18, 2010
Arleen was feeling rather nerty when she asked Brent which hole he fantasized the most about: a tetrahedral hole, a cubic hole, or a borehole. However, Brent said he just couldn't escape the magnetic allure of a deep black hole.
by brutechute October 19, 2011