14 definitions by brownwings

promiscuous

Someone who is getting more than you are, thereby making you envious of him/her.

My roommate Jill is a promiscuous slut.

by brownwings July 3, 2011

promiscuous

adjective used by an envious person to criticize someone who is getting more sex than he/she is.

My roommate Brittany is such a promiscuous slut. She hooks up with a different guy every weekend. I've only been able to do it twice.

by brownwings May 31, 2011

sexually active

Annoying, offensive term used by uptight, condescending and/or disapproving adults to describe younger people who are engaging in their God given right to fuck.

Hand wringing Mom to Dad: "George, what are we going to do? I found used condoms in the waste can. I fear Gretchen has become sexually active with her punk boyfriend."

by brownwings April 2, 2011

huey

Acronym for hookup. For those who can't stand the term hookup

My roommate did a huey with my ex-girlfriend. Made me sick.

by brownwings March 14, 2011

dinner party

When three or more people, usually but not necessarily a mixed group, lie in a circle on the floor or in bed, and each eats out/sucks off the person on one side of him/her, while getting eaten out/sucked off by the person on the other side of him/her.

Josh and Karen invited Kiersten and me over for a small dinner party Saturday night. Great time.

by brownwings April 7, 2011

taint

The little patch of skin between the genitalia and the anus. Was at one time gender neutral, though is now more used in reference to the female, having been replaced by "chode" for the male.

I ate her pussy, he taint and her asshole, in that order.

by brownwings March 15, 2011

pig culture

The world of corporate America, with all its lying, cheating, stealing, doublespeak, doubledealing, throat cutting, back stabbing, hypocrisy and the like.

John used to be a decent guy, but now he has totally bought into the pig culture.

by brownwings April 2, 2011