6 definitions by brotographer

brotography

A completely hetero photo shoot involving two straight males.

John: Come on man, let's take some pictures together.
Steve: No way, what's your problem?
John: It's not gay, it's brotography.

by brotographer September 16, 2009

bromeditated murder

when a bro plans and carrys out a murder on a fellow bro

girl 1: Did you hear about Terry killing Steve?
girl 2: Oh dear, no.
girl 1: Yeah, it was bromeditated murder in the first degree.
girl 2: Oh shit, son.

by brotographer September 24, 2009

weed thirty

a time in which it becomes appropriate to consume some marijuana.

man 1: hey do you know what time it is?
man 2: 3:15?
man 1: weed thirty
man 2: you can't threaten me with a good time

by brotographer March 20, 2010

crack thirty

the proper time for consuming crack cocaine

thug: what time it is?
gangsta: crack thirty
thug: yeah boi

by brotographer March 20, 2010

brotany

when bros gently nurture plants together in a completely hetero way

Thomas and Rob have been in the garden for hours getting their brotany on.

by brotographer September 24, 2009

junior assistant manager breakdown

a junior assistant manager breakdown is when either a burger king or hardees wannabe manager attempts to stop you from getting a soda when you ordered a water. it sometimes is triggered by a junior assistant manager freakout, and is usually accompanied by empty threats from the middle-aged jr assistant management and bouts of laughter from myself.

some lady: hey! dump it out and get a water!
me: it was an accident
some lady: you didn't pay for that!!!
me: it's okay, relax and try not to have a junior assistant manager breakdown

by brotographer March 20, 2010