11 definitions by brooks

brookster

One slick dude, he is the man in everything he does. He has perfect hair, puts the ladies before everything. He bangs like la'desh
see (Don Janus)

Whoa, did you see him? He is a brookster

by brooks October 27, 2004

smoked

When a female gives a man oral sex.

She took me back to the house last night and smoked me.

by brooks July 16, 2004

Politowski

The act of giving a blow job from under the president's desk.

Did you hear president Clinton got a politowski.

by brooks December 31, 2004

top drawer

Defecating in the upper part of a toilet so as to make the water incessantly brown.

Kaalberg was really pissing me off, so when he wasn't looking I went top drawer. For a week that idiot couldn't figure out why there was always deuce in the toilet water

by brooks June 4, 2003

bluntslide

a trick in skateboarding where the back truck goes over the obstacle and grinds on the tail

"I almost did a bluntslide down that handrail but I fell."

by brooks December 27, 2005

the brookster

A slick dance move, better than anything Usher can do. It is performed when you least expect it.

Whatch this! It's the brookster

by brooks October 27, 2004

pervus wilson

A nice way to call someone pussy whipped.
Pervus = pussy
Wilson = whipped

Lee is Pervus Wilson.

by brooks July 16, 2004