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Rhydian Mann

1. Boy who picks nose, views bogie obtained and promptly consumes it.

2. Comes to school with everything but the kitchen sink in his gimp-bag

3. Is twinned with John Mc Cririck (of BB fame) in both action and appearance.

4. Secret lover of Grissom from CSI.
"Rhydian Mann, why have you brought your stanley knife to Maths?!"
by britishandworried January 27, 2005
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Thai Aye!

Phrase produced by one Michael Bond of Port Talbot, South Wales. Use discriminately toward peoples of thai descent in the kindest manner possible.
Thai child walks along obliviously to Geography...

Other person exclaims at them whilst pointing and laughing "Thai Aye!"
by britishandworried January 27, 2005
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High Sheriff

High Sheriff is the title bestowed upon the ruler of Wales, England's largest county. See also Port Davies and Wales.
"Port Davies is where the High Sheriff resides"
by britishandworried January 27, 2005
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European Union

1. Became known by its current style in 1993, when Maastricht was signed and the keys to the UK and frankly everywhere else in Europe were handed over to new management in Brussels.

What started out as an innocent economic adventure, through the 1980s, slowly turned into a nightmare political descent as it became apparent that - lets be crude and frank - France and Germany did want a union in which they couldn't and didn't have DIRECT control over.

2. More recently things have become more serious and sinister with firstly the Treaty of Nice and now the blueprint for a country called Europe with its own constitution.

Frankly the United Kingdom, should go a step further and vote on membership not a pathetic federalist vision of a constitution for a whole continent of countless races, languages and cultures that simply don't and won't ever fully integrate.

Home rule for Britain - God Save our Head of State, the Queen!
"a scary vision of the future : Malta, Finland, Lithuania, Ireland, Belgium and Cyprus all with the same currency, Parliament and law to uphold - oh shit, thats NOW!"
by britishandworried January 29, 2005
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John Major

He talked about everything and nothing really. He arrived with a new wave of optimism and disappeared without a bat of an eyelid (mainly due to the UK's adoration New Labour as they swept into Downing Street).

Alright kind of bloke in truth, could've fulfilled any other job in Government at the time to a high standard except that of Prime Minister!
Things of note during his lengthy, but seemingly brief 6 and a half years as PM:

Signed Maastricht, and...
lost election to Labour in landslide.

Thats about it really!
by britishandworried January 29, 2005
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millwall fan

Being one myself, I must agree fully with other definitions that we are a rare breed these days thanks mostly to in-migration of non-whites causing a massive exodus of whites who once lived all over Bermondsey, New Cross and as far afield as Lewisham in great numbers.

Long dead are the days of 20,000 fans travelling to and taking over the Valley - more likely to find a dwindling 1500 sitting on buses up to Watford.

Where is this Millwall fan? South Wales, after evacuating London ahead of the masses of...others.
"a millwall fan is rather like a Man Utd fan - most commonly found living FAR away from where they play"
by britishandworried January 29, 2005
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stjosephs

A school which completely and utterly saved me from the horrors of South East London's education system.

The community feeling is like nothing I've ever known; sometimes I feel that the pupils there don't appreciate it as much as they could do - they should try my old school, then they'd realise how bloody lucky they are!

Place where I reached the limits of my academic potential, which is more than I can say for my past experiences.
Comparisons to my old school :

St Joseph's - acres of space to play competitive sports. Old school - a small park to run around the outside of (which was across a busy road).

St Joseph's - teachers who can speak English to a high standard. Old school - Among others, a black Nigerian teacher who's own name could'nt be disyphered by her class let alone the Science lesson!

St.Joseph's - pupils who hold doors open for each other and had have good general discipline in comparison to other places. Old school - ok...I saw a black year 10 kid get arrested in the school canteen for whacking a boy from another school over the head with a hammer at a bus stop; need I say more?
by britishandworried January 29, 2005
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