bongoman's definitions

bite in the balls

A situation so uncomfortable, irritating or humiliating that it's the emotional equivalent of having someone bite your balls or kick you in the stones.

"Damn, being fired from that last gig was a bite in the balls."

by bongoman September 24, 2008

hand-slammer

noun; a person who plays hand drums such as bongos, congas, or djembes; so-called because some hand drumming requires literally slamming the hand against the drums to make loud sounds.

Kathy loved watching Brio play the congas during the concert; he was a real hand-slammer.

by bongoman November 7, 2007

central business district

noun; euphemism for one's crotch or the human genitals, including but not restricted to balls, cock, cojones, dick, stones or woody in men, or cunt or pussy in women

"Gotta protect the ol' central business district," I sighed as I pulled on my jock strap before going out on the field.

by bongoman January 4, 2009

slappin' the skins

playing congas, bongos, djembe, or other hand drums; to play them loud enough to hear them over the other band members, a hand drummer often slaps the drum heads, particularly near the edge of the drums.

"What're you doin' tonight, bro'?"

"Got a gig slappin' the skins at the Latin Music Festival."

by bongoman January 15, 2008

get it up and get it on

the act of developing an erection or hard-on for the purpose of intercourse or fucking

I took one look at her and I was ready to get it up and get it on right there, right now...

by bongoman January 1, 2008

McGwire

A full mustache or 'stache worn in fu manchu style with a goatee, with or without a patch, in the style of former St. Louis Cardinals home-run hitter Mark McGwire.

I got tired of foolin' with a full beard, so I shaved off the sides and turned it into a McGwire.

by bongoman January 15, 2008

later, frater

rhyming way of sayin' later, particularly to a bro' or a best bud.

Mike always rushed from one place to another so quickly, the only way I knew he was out of the place was when he yelled "Later, frater!" to me just before the door slammed shut.

by bongoman January 4, 2008