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hand-slammer

noun; a person who plays hand drums such as bongos, congas, or djembes; so-called because some hand drumming requires literally slamming the hand against the drums to make loud sounds.
Kathy loved watching Brio play the congas during the concert; he was a real hand-slammer.
by bongoman November 7, 2007
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ridin' the horn

Performing a sex act similar to ridin' the rod; the dude is on his back, so his erect cock sticks straight up like a saddle horn. His lady aligns her pussy with the ol' woody and sits back in the saddle formed by his crotch and his legs...then she slides up and down his cock, slowly at first, then faster until he's buckin' and fuckin' her ass off...and when they come together, the ride is worth it!
"Hey, man, I wouldn't mind takin' one of those cowgirls for a ride...you know it's cool to be the saddle when she's ridin' the horn."
by bongoman January 15, 2008
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later, frater

rhyming way of sayin' later, particularly to a bro' or a best bud.
Mike always rushed from one place to another so quickly, the only way I knew he was out of the place was when he yelled "Later, frater!" to me just before the door slammed shut.
by bongoman January 4, 2008
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bucket-banger

noun; a slang term for a drummer; derived from the urban practice of playing makeshift drum kits made out of plastic buckets, trash can lids, and other recycled junk
"How ya doin', bucket-banger?"
by bongoman January 1, 2008
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gotta swoop

Used when you're leaving an occasion in a fuckin' hurry!
"I gotta swoop, bro'--I forgot to pick up Kathy from the store!"
by bongoman January 4, 2008
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bite in the balls

A situation so uncomfortable, irritating or humiliating that it's the emotional equivalent of having someone bite your balls or kick you in the stones.
"Damn, being fired from that last gig was a bite in the balls."
by bongoman September 24, 2008
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get it up and get it on

the act of developing an erection or hard-on for the purpose of intercourse or fucking
I took one look at her and I was ready to get it up and get it on right there, right now...
by bongoman January 1, 2008
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