bongoman's definitions
A full mustache or 'stache worn in fu manchu style with a goatee, with or without a patch, in the style of former St. Louis Cardinals home-run hitter Mark McGwire.
by bongoman January 15, 2008
Get the McGwiremug. by bongoman January 1, 2008
Get the get it up and get it onmug. A situation so uncomfortable, irritating or humiliating that it's the emotional equivalent of having someone bite your balls or kick you in the stones.
by bongoman September 24, 2008
Get the bite in the ballsmug. noun; euphemism for one's crotch or the human genitals, including but not restricted to balls, cock, cojones, dick, stones or woody in men, or cunt or pussy in women
"Gotta protect the ol' central business district," I sighed as I pulled on my jock strap before going out on the field.
by bongoman January 4, 2009
Get the central business districtmug. playing congas, bongos, djembe, or other hand drums; to play them loud enough to hear them over the other band members, a hand drummer often slaps the drum heads, particularly near the edge of the drums.
by bongoman January 15, 2008
Get the slappin' the skinsmug. the experience of having sex or fucking with a chick or lady, especially when your penis or cock contacts some hot, wet pussy
by bongoman January 1, 2008
Get the getting your dick wetmug. verb; the act of playing drums or drumming, either drum set or hand drums such as bongos or congas particularly loudly as in a drumline; originally used in jazz circles in the 1930s, but revived when street drummers began playing plastic five-gallon pails and trash cans for tips.
by bongoman November 7, 2007
Get the thumpin' the tubsmug.