bongoman's definitions

McGwire

A full mustache or 'stache worn in fu manchu style with a goatee, with or without a patch, in the style of former St. Louis Cardinals home-run hitter Mark McGwire.

I got tired of foolin' with a full beard, so I shaved off the sides and turned it into a McGwire.

by bongoman January 15, 2008

slappin' the skins

playing congas, bongos, djembe, or other hand drums; to play them loud enough to hear them over the other band members, a hand drummer often slaps the drum heads, particularly near the edge of the drums.

"What're you doin' tonight, bro'?"

"Got a gig slappin' the skins at the Latin Music Festival."

by bongoman January 15, 2008

bongo brother

a bro', dude or best bud who plays bongos, congas or other hand percussion instruments, especially one with whom you jam, play, or hang with often.

"Hey, man, I want you to meet my bongo brother, Brio--we've played together for over 20 years."

"Yeah, we've been in the band longer than some people have been married!"

by bongoman January 15, 2008

ridin' the horn

Performing a sex act similar to ridin' the rod; the dude is on his back, so his erect cock sticks straight up like a saddle horn. His lady aligns her pussy with the ol' woody and sits back in the saddle formed by his crotch and his legs...then she slides up and down his cock, slowly at first, then faster until he's buckin' and fuckin' her ass off...and when they come together, the ride is worth it!

"Hey, man, I wouldn't mind takin' one of those cowgirls for a ride...you know it's cool to be the saddle when she's ridin' the horn."

by bongoman January 15, 2008

big fives

variation of high five; used to wish a dude or a bro, good luck or success

"Big fives to ya on your concert tomorrow night, bro'!"

by bongoman January 4, 2009

central business district

noun; euphemism for one's crotch or the human genitals, including but not restricted to balls, cock, cojones, dick, stones or woody in men, or cunt or pussy in women

"Gotta protect the ol' central business district," I sighed as I pulled on my jock strap before going out on the field.

by bongoman January 4, 2009

bat and balls

noun; another way to describe a man's penis or cock and his stones, and in particular their use during fucking.

"Hey, bro', did you ever to get to swing the ol' bat and balls with her yet?"

"Nah...didn't get a chance."

by bongoman November 7, 2007