bongoman's definitions

bucket-banger

noun; a slang term for a drummer; derived from the urban practice of playing makeshift drum kits made out of plastic buckets, trash can lids, and other recycled junk

"How ya doin', bucket-banger?"

by bongoman January 1, 2008

later, frater

rhyming way of sayin' later, particularly to a bro' or a best bud.

Mike always rushed from one place to another so quickly, the only way I knew he was out of the place was when he yelled "Later, frater!" to me just before the door slammed shut.

by bongoman January 4, 2008

long-roof

noun; slang term for a station wagon, particularly one that has been turned into a low-rider or a street rod; so called because the roof of a station wagon is longer than the roof of a closed car such as a sedan or hardtop; these cars, formerly thought of as old-fashioned cars that only tennis moms would drive, have become fashionable since they don't look like your mother's minivan...

"Dig that long-roof Chaz is driving! Never thought an old Country Squire would look so good!"

by bongoman January 1, 2008

McGwire

A full mustache or 'stache worn in fu manchu style with a goatee, with or without a patch, in the style of former St. Louis Cardinals home-run hitter Mark McGwire.

I got tired of foolin' with a full beard, so I shaved off the sides and turned it into a McGwire.

by bongoman January 15, 2008

get it up and get it on

the act of developing an erection or hard-on for the purpose of intercourse or fucking

I took one look at her and I was ready to get it up and get it on right there, right now...

by bongoman January 1, 2008

bat and balls

noun; another way to describe a man's penis or cock and his stones, and in particular their use during fucking.

"Hey, bro', did you ever to get to swing the ol' bat and balls with her yet?"

"Nah...didn't get a chance."

by bongoman November 7, 2007

bongo brother

a bro', dude or best bud who plays bongos, congas or other hand percussion instruments, especially one with whom you jam, play, or hang with often.

"Hey, man, I want you to meet my bongo brother, Brio--we've played together for over 20 years."

"Yeah, we've been in the band longer than some people have been married!"

by bongoman January 15, 2008