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central business district

noun; euphemism for one's crotch or the human genitals, including but not restricted to balls, cock, cojones, dick, stones or woody in men, or cunt or pussy in women
"Gotta protect the ol' central business district," I sighed as I pulled on my jock strap before going out on the field.
by bongoman January 4, 2009
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slappin' the skins

playing congas, bongos, djembe, or other hand drums; to play them loud enough to hear them over the other band members, a hand drummer often slaps the drum heads, particularly near the edge of the drums.
"What're you doin' tonight, bro'?"

"Got a gig slappin' the skins at the Latin Music Festival."
by bongoman January 15, 2008
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bite in the balls

A situation so uncomfortable, irritating or humiliating that it's the emotional equivalent of having someone bite your balls or kick you in the stones.
"Damn, being fired from that last gig was a bite in the balls."
by bongoman September 24, 2008
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thumpin' the tubs

verb; the act of playing drums or drumming, either drum set or hand drums such as bongos or congas particularly loudly as in a drumline; originally used in jazz circles in the 1930s, but revived when street drummers began playing plastic five-gallon pails and trash cans for tips.
"Damn, man! Brio's really thumpin' the tubs tonight!"
by bongoman November 7, 2007
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ridin' the rod

fucking with the chick atop your central business district so her hot wet pussy slides up and down your super-hard cock as you, lying on your back, give a little thrust now and then...she does all the work but you and your woody have all the fun...
Hey, bro', she really digs ridin' the rod with me...she puts the buckin' into the fuckin'!
by bongoman January 4, 2008
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getting your dick wet

the experience of having sex or fucking with a chick or lady, especially when your penis or cock contacts some hot, wet pussy
"What's the problem with you, dude? Haven't you been getting your dick wet lately?"
by bongoman January 1, 2008
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get it up and get it on

the act of developing an erection or hard-on for the purpose of intercourse or fucking
I took one look at her and I was ready to get it up and get it on right there, right now...
by bongoman January 1, 2008
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