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When a gay guy has another gay guy stick his penis up his ass, when it comes out, he sucks the shit off it like a lolli pop.
OMG that Queer R Candy Bar did not taste like strawberry.
by bonermaloner November 10, 2011
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When a man cant stop jizzing, he turnes out the lights, grabbs a flash lighte, sets it to strobe, and video tapes his verstion of niagrafalls.
shit im having an illuminater!
ill get the flashlight!!!
by bonermaloner November 17, 2011
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