7 definitions by bobthechef
A person who is controversial for the sake of being controversial. One who engaged in "mental masturbation."
by bobthechef November 7, 2005
Also known as shit lasagna. Made by taking a crap in the tub and then placing a layer of newspaper over it. This process is repeated to create a shit lasagna.
Bob likes to crap in his tub, spread it around, and layer newspaper on the crap. He calls it a fecal lasagna.
by bobthechef April 30, 2006
by bobthechef March 16, 2022
Polish slang for a boorish, unsophisticated, and vulgar bloke; a rube. Etymologically, it derives from "Bolek", diminutive of "Bolesław", an ancient Polish name meaning "great glory", making it ironic that "bolek" conjures images of a bald meathead wearing Adidas sweatpants.
Bolek: "Kurwaaaaa. Kurwaaaa. Ja pierdoleeee. Kurwaaaaaaa."
Jan: "Wow, what a bolek. He's dumber than he looks and I didn't think that was possible. I wonder if he can handle taking taking my garbage."
Jan: "Wow, what a bolek. He's dumber than he looks and I didn't think that was possible. I wonder if he can handle taking taking my garbage."
by bobthechef November 20, 2020
by bobthechef August 2, 2021
when two people attempt to give each other a high five, but miss, resulting in two unintentional Nazi salutes
Hey man, Archibald and Chester of the checkers team must have poor eye-hand coordination because they just heil fived each other.
by bobthechef July 11, 2010
by bobthechef September 1, 2006