4 definitions by bobdole

Cajun susie

Monthly bleeding from the vaginal crevice.

"Aw fuck, cajun susie is here, guess there is going to be no sex unless you like ketchup on your hot dog."
"No but id like some chocolate on my p-tip"
"True, True"

by bobdole April 2, 2006

jack daniels

Sour Whiskey. Served in posh nightclubs and iffy dives around the world. Known for its strong taste, offer it to teenyboppers and watch them retch, convulse, and pass out.

Jack daniels is the only good thing to come out of Tennessee.
Al Gore: Hey! That hurts my feelings, I'm going to go cry on the cover of Rolling Stone, with my horrible, horrible nipples exposed for all the world to see; I really want to be president.

by bobdole September 8, 2003

Vodka

an acholic liquid that has two strikes against choosing it over the plethora of other, more worthy liquors: an unappealing, shoe-polish-like taste and the fact that it becomes less and less as more and more is ingested, to the point that it garners no reactions at all, and you fucking projectile vomit all over your hosts' curtains, carpet, couch, dog, television, and fiancee. This weakness/numbing is a feature of many of the 'light' liquors. Despite this, it remains a favorite of many female, and especially, underage drinkers

I saw my dinner after eleven shots of vodka.

by bobdole September 6, 2003

the balls

Slang. Great or Cool.
Used in the same context as the term "the shit."

"Woah.. Did you see that? That was the balls!"
"Warped Tour was the balls."

by bobdole September 12, 2003