4 definitions by bobatoni

pastor parking

Parking spots available in the back of a bar, liquor store, or strip club where church pastors can park to avoid having their car spotted by parishioners or other passers by.

Mike didn’t want his girlfriend to know that he was out at the bar with his friends so moved his car to the pastor parking in the back.

by bobatoni November 24, 2019

Plungerbrusher

A crap taken that is so nasty that it requires a plunger and brush for cleanup.

After enchiladas last night I blasted out a plungerbrusher in the toilet.

by bobatoni October 15, 2016

Fat Iron

When you simultaneously steam iron and stretch clothes in order to make old shirts and pants accommodate your new fatness.

I wanted to wear that old U2 concert shirt, so I had to fat iron it because of be gained some pounds since the 90s.

by bobatoni August 24, 2019

Slosh Belly

When you drink beer, or anything else, to fast on an empty stomach and you can hear it swish around when you shake.

After shotgunning that Natty Light, I got a major case of slosh belly.

by bobatoni June 15, 2020