4 definitions by bmb0909
by bmb0909 September 21, 2015
Another word for "polite".
by bmb0909 September 21, 2015
1) A beverage from PepsiCo that is high in caffeine and extremely good.
2) God's blood, sweat, and tears in the form of a bottle/can.
3) Any redneck's favorite drink
4) Heaven in a variety of flavors including (but not limited to) Code Red, Live Wire, Voltage, and Baja Blast.
5) Sponsors Dale Jr's NASCAR car
6) If you put all flavors of cans into a giant circle, they will all spill into a dew puddle and summon Jesus
7) A term used for when you don't really know whether you just ejaculated or pissed yourself
8) A form of liquid meth to gamers
9) THE BEST FUCKING THING WE HAVE BEEN GIVEN TO US AS AMERICANS
2) God's blood, sweat, and tears in the form of a bottle/can.
3) Any redneck's favorite drink
4) Heaven in a variety of flavors including (but not limited to) Code Red, Live Wire, Voltage, and Baja Blast.
5) Sponsors Dale Jr's NASCAR car
6) If you put all flavors of cans into a giant circle, they will all spill into a dew puddle and summon Jesus
7) A term used for when you don't really know whether you just ejaculated or pissed yourself
8) A form of liquid meth to gamers
9) THE BEST FUCKING THING WE HAVE BEEN GIVEN TO US AS AMERICANS
1) Jimmy went to the store to buy some Mountain Dew so he could serve his party guests with something
2) "I just drank Mountain Dew.......holy shit"
3) "Hey Ol' Jimbo, wanna go get some Mountain Dew and then go hunting?"
"HELL YEAAAHAAHAHAH"
4) Charlie was unable to decide what Mountain Dew flavor to get, for he knew all of them would give him immortality.
5) Dale Jr won the NASCAR race because of the power or Mountain Dew
6) Andrew was stunned when he pulled a Mountain Dew. Facing him, with a glowing face and white robes, was none other than Jesus.
7) "Bobby my pants are wet af and I don't know whether it is piss or cum"
"Damn, that's some Mountain Dew right there"
8) Jacob met Alex at 11:00 at night behind the alley to do their Mountain Dew exchange
9) "Want some Mountain Dew?"
"HEEEEELLLLLLLLL YUEEEESAAAAAGHGHHGHHGH"
2) "I just drank Mountain Dew.......holy shit"
3) "Hey Ol' Jimbo, wanna go get some Mountain Dew and then go hunting?"
"HELL YEAAAHAAHAHAH"
4) Charlie was unable to decide what Mountain Dew flavor to get, for he knew all of them would give him immortality.
5) Dale Jr won the NASCAR race because of the power or Mountain Dew
6) Andrew was stunned when he pulled a Mountain Dew. Facing him, with a glowing face and white robes, was none other than Jesus.
7) "Bobby my pants are wet af and I don't know whether it is piss or cum"
"Damn, that's some Mountain Dew right there"
8) Jacob met Alex at 11:00 at night behind the alley to do their Mountain Dew exchange
9) "Want some Mountain Dew?"
"HEEEEELLLLLLLLL YUEEEESAAAAAGHGHHGHHGH"
by bmb0909 September 23, 2015
The "sport" that all white trash loves. Watch as 43 drivers perform an exciting attempt at turning left for 4+ hours. Caution flags are thrown when wrecks happen, but most of the time it's because a harmless segment of a 4 day old cigarette is found on the track. Pit stops are made too. This is when the drivers cars are having a hard time
turning left or running out of gas. It is also an indicator of how much air pollution is being put in the air from 43 cars. Dale Jr wins every single time.
Danica Patrick loses every single time. The reason white trash attend these events is because they have to celebrate over their last deer kill by watching cars turning left. Often times in the bathrooms, there is nothing but shit in the urinals and piss in the toilets. This is the only place where the women's bathroom is grosser than the men's because of the blood addition. People who come here spend all their yearly savings of $30 to watch cars turn left. They can't afford any extra overpriced clothes, hats, etc. Don't get me started on the $10 toy nascars they sell at the races. This pretty much sums it all up.
turning left or running out of gas. It is also an indicator of how much air pollution is being put in the air from 43 cars. Dale Jr wins every single time.
Danica Patrick loses every single time. The reason white trash attend these events is because they have to celebrate over their last deer kill by watching cars turning left. Often times in the bathrooms, there is nothing but shit in the urinals and piss in the toilets. This is the only place where the women's bathroom is grosser than the men's because of the blood addition. People who come here spend all their yearly savings of $30 to watch cars turn left. They can't afford any extra overpriced clothes, hats, etc. Don't get me started on the $10 toy nascars they sell at the races. This pretty much sums it all up.
by bmb0909 September 21, 2015