2 definitions by blayzus

Anakinistic

Adjective describing a young and ambitious prodigy who cannot get accepted into the Jedi Council, despite a history of proven achievement, resulting in overly aggressive angst due to atypical rejection and failure to meet one's own goals.

Ryan Howard is an anakinistic office temp, destined to become the Vice President of the North East Region for Dunder Mifflin, Inc., but is currently spitefully getting Michael milk and sugar.

by blayzus July 22, 2018

Warm Peach

a hot ass

Prince Charming had some of Cinderella's warm peach cobbler the morning after the ball.

by blayzus July 22, 2018