3 definitions by blargalarga

a man with a very small penis, occasionally about 2 and a half inches in width and 1 inch long erect.
johns penis was so small that sheral cryed
by blargalarga March 24, 2013
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you know Joe down the street? yeah he got one of them new nigger 5000's. works like a charm. picks cotton faster than any of my niggers.
by blargalarga June 18, 2015
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