11 definitions by bjergen
quaff (kwaaff) - The revolting burp one has just before vomit spews from one's esophagus, at which point one knows there is no turning back (Here come da puke).
She could not hold it any longer. A deafening quaff rumbled her entrails like rolling thunder. In a split second her jaw shot down and her tongue stuck out as an ocean of scotch and macaroni spewed from her esophagus, filling her mouth. She tried to contain it, but with each heave, more vomit spewed from her lips and onto her guests. No, Hillary Rodham Clinton would not be winning the presidency this year.
by bjergen July 17, 2006
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by bjergen September 29, 2011
Devon was running low on cash, so when he had diarrhea during allergy season, he had to value-wipe to get by.
by bjergen August 11, 2006
Billy: "You know I go crazy for gumballs man. Well, last easter, I found this egg-shaped piece of candy. I was pretty sure it was a gumball. When I bit into it, though, it was one of those fucking repulsive malt balls! My quaff was so loud that my neighbor called the cops. Those bastards at the malt ball factory always pull that shit."
Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"
Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"
by bjergen May 9, 2007
Surfing the internet while sitting on the toilet. 24 inch Bar stools work great for a nice platform.
Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.
by bjergen June 23, 2010
A quality of manufacturing used by companies who would like their products to break within a short period of time, in order to sustain their sales. Common in DVD players, kitchen appliances, etc.
Is Devon an idiot? Apex put their finest craftsmanshit into that DVD player, and when it broke, he bought the same one!
by bjergen March 20, 2007