birtweiser's definitions

wark

(v.) To develop one or more contingency plan(s) for a zombie attack. Often a symptom of mental illness.

I wark frequently: when showering, before falling asleep, and even while taking in podcasts.

by birtweiser July 20, 2008

wark

(v.) To develop one or more contingency plan(s) for implementation in the event of a zombie attack. Often a symptom of mental illness.

Her hobbies include yoga, podcasting, and warking...lots of warking.

by birtweiser September 2, 2005

crouse

(v.) The process of repeatedly claiming to have quit smoking only to gradually return to the habit each time. A variation on Freudian denial.

He's been crousing spastically for months now.

by birtweiser September 2, 2005