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A literal ass-kicking, usu. the stakes in a wager. "Playing for boonks" denotes that the loser of the contest gets a kick in the ass from the winner.
by bigtrick September 18, 2003

a euphemism for "when i take your fist up my ass." a polite way of suggesting full fistal encompassment without seeming crude. those who enjoy the sensation of five fingers and a palm up their brown star often insert this phrase into conversation as a plea for full-knuckle puncturing.
"...One of the proudest things I can share about my son is that when he and I walk down in New York City, he has his arm around me and I have my arm around him. That's a big deal. We're not afraid to hug each other. At the end of the day, love is all that matters." - Victoria Rowell, on being a mother.
"I’ve played flawed characters before, but at the end of the day I thought they all had a good heart." Jonah Hill, on his character in The Wolf of Wall Street.
"I’ve played flawed characters before, but at the end of the day I thought they all had a good heart." Jonah Hill, on his character in The Wolf of Wall Street.
by bigtrick December 29, 2013

Pretentious french words for "green bean." Bitches with food recipes that can't stand on their own by virtue of actual taste or presentation like to drop obscure or French phrases into their recipe titles in lieu of normal English words in a stilted effort to make it seem more exotic.
Thus, you have bullshit words like "haricots verts" instead of green beans, "galette" instead of pastry, "jus" instead of juice, "crudités" instead of veggies, and so on.
If you're cooking fucking green beans, just say so. Your worth as a chef is dependent on your goddamn food itself, not what you call it.
Thus, you have bullshit words like "haricots verts" instead of green beans, "galette" instead of pastry, "jus" instead of juice, "crudités" instead of veggies, and so on.
If you're cooking fucking green beans, just say so. Your worth as a chef is dependent on your goddamn food itself, not what you call it.
Menu item: Haricots Verts in its own jus, served over a beurre reduction.
Translation: Green beans with butter.
Translation: Green beans with butter.
by bigtrick October 14, 2006

kick ass movie about hitmen by Johnny To and Ka-Fai Wai, starring Andy Lau, Takashi Sorimachi and Kelly Lin. As to be diffrentiated from part-time killer, such as myself.
Ass: "Gimme your lunch money."
Me: "I'd kill you, but i'm off. Come back in an hour when I'm on shift."
Me: "I'd kill you, but i'm off. Come back in an hour when I'm on shift."
by bigtrick October 5, 2003

Codeword for "I'm a big bitch." Used often by pseudointellectuals, "artists" who don't do art but talk about it, and philosophy academics that think with their crotch and talk out their asshole.
by bigtrick September 4, 2006

The act of slapping two penises together. Learned people (that's "learNED" pronounced with two syllables, boyee) often use the word "discourse" because they do not want to offend anyone by actually saying "slapping two penises together."
Eagleton is invoking an ethical obligation on the part of the intellectual to speak for, but also to, those whose consciousness is lagging behind whatever Hegelian discourse of utopian progress is being espoused.
I had a discourse with your mom last night.
I had a discourse with your mom last night.
by bigtrick October 29, 2006

A fat country whose major import is mansauce. Major trade industries are snowballing and teabagging. Clergy should be alert when traveling to Yourmomistan as many incidents of bishop bashing have been reported. Yourmomistan is easily accessible by train, as the Cleveland Steamer runs through there regularly.
Come to Yourmomistan! When you're there, come again!
by bigtrick October 30, 2006
