5 definitions by bbare89

Social Chrysalis

One who inspires to be a social butterfly but isolates oneself from society.

Jan is such a social chrysalis. She would love to be the life of the party, but most of the time she is locked up in her room while crying and listening to emo.

by bbare89 September 27, 2010

Ground Zero Mosque

An interfaith religious community center that is to be located two blocks away from Ground Zero. Some people think that the location is insensitive because it is a house of worship for Muslims and extremist Muslims attacked us on 9-11-01. Almost everyone who supports it is UN-American because they believe in freedom of religion for Muslims that haven't the slightest connection with Al-Qaeda.

Hey Bob, do you believe that the Ground Zero Mosque should be built? Hell no, its a victory for the terrorists.

by bbare89 September 26, 2010

The butt of Jennifer Lopez

The only object on Earth that can be seen from space.

Alien 1: Holy crap! What the hell is that?

Alien 2: I don't know. Is it a gigantic cave?

Ben Afleck: No, it is the butt of Jennifer Lopez.

by bbare89 September 18, 2009

bball

The cool way to say basketball.

Hey Will, do you want to shoot some bball outside the school?

by bbare89 September 27, 2010

Cold shower

1.) Something frequent amongst college students living in a dorm.

2.) The penis's worst enemy

3.) When you start fucking a girl and you learn that she has herpes, but you decide to continue anyway because you gone far enough.

1.) The showers in Boyd Hall are so cold. I'm paying $1800 a quarter for a cold shower?

2.) Man, a cold shower can lower a man's self-esteem.

3.) Shit, the girl I fucked has herpes. It's like a cold shower; not what I expected.

by bbare89 September 20, 2009