Urban Dictionary: Definitions by bananamilkshakefiend

1:Mean's "i don't give a fuck what (he/she/it/you) thinks about me". Used in a humorous way, usually implying someone or something else is taking offence when this is not necessarily the case.

2:Can also be used as a dismissive term, normally for an inanimate object.

1:(a) - "Yeh anyway Rachel is a twat. GIVE A FUCK PAUL" (implying that Paul has taken this statement as offensive, and you don't give a fuck he is offended, although he may not really be offended at all).

1:(b) - (in a shit club called Gravity) "This club is shit. GIVE A FUCK GRAVITY."

2:(Trying to fix a printer, can't and you are pissed off). GIVE A FUCK PRINTER (implying you don't think highly enough of the printer to get angry about it, even though you clearly are).

Give a fuck by bananamilkshakefiend October 30, 2009

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Cloudybon

Cloudybon is a mental state where your rational behaviour and judgement is affected by your horniness. 'i had cloudybon' roughly translated is 'my boner clouded my judgement'. Cloudybon is what makes you fuck a fat ugly girl, or cheat on your wife, in the heat of the moment.

"I'm sorry i cheated on you and fucked your sis but i had cloudybon'.

"I wouldn't normally link that fat bitch but i've got cloudybon so i've just got to stick it in ANYTHING".

"That's a cloudybon girl." (you'd only fuck her when you're really horny already.)

Cloudybon by bananamilkshakefiend October 30, 2009

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