2 definitions by awwwshiiiet
The energy one gets after being milked by a woman, either from a marvellous blowjob or a tittyfuck.
It usually consists of a renewed feeling of oneself, along with some slight overconfidence in one's ability to get milked again. Also induces feelings of tranquillity, mental clarity, and happiness. Highly recommended before a tough job interview.
It usually consists of a renewed feeling of oneself, along with some slight overconfidence in one's ability to get milked again. Also induces feelings of tranquillity, mental clarity, and happiness. Highly recommended before a tough job interview.
Alfredo: *walks in with a slight bounce to his step*
Mario: you just got laid didn't you?
Alfredo: Yeeea boi
Mario: awww shiiiet, you got that freshly-milked energy!
Alfredo: I can do anything now!
Mario: you just got laid didn't you?
Alfredo: Yeeea boi
Mario: awww shiiiet, you got that freshly-milked energy!
Alfredo: I can do anything now!
by awwwshiiiet June 12, 2021
The vibrant and adrenaline-filled rush one experiences when confronted with a scenario of one's own crusty dick, and an escalating sexual encounter.
Under crusty-dick energy, one tends to ruthlessly skip over foreplay such as oral sex to the main act, and avoids bright lighting, to tenaciously hide the fact that your dick is crusting.
This has the paradoxical effect of appearing more confident and at times, more romantic due to the low lighting circumstances. It can lead to a win on both fronts. It can also give the illusion that you are not a man of selfishness and prefer mutual pleasure.
Under crusty-dick energy, one tends to ruthlessly skip over foreplay such as oral sex to the main act, and avoids bright lighting, to tenaciously hide the fact that your dick is crusting.
This has the paradoxical effect of appearing more confident and at times, more romantic due to the low lighting circumstances. It can lead to a win on both fronts. It can also give the illusion that you are not a man of selfishness and prefer mutual pleasure.
Cindy: I can't get over how mysterious Charles was last night....
Samantha: What do you mean?
Cindy: Usually men want blowjobs before sex, he went straight for it...it was kinda hot...
Samantha: Are you sure he didn't just have Crusty Dick Energy?
Samantha: What do you mean?
Cindy: Usually men want blowjobs before sex, he went straight for it...it was kinda hot...
Samantha: Are you sure he didn't just have Crusty Dick Energy?
by awwwshiiiet March 2, 2022