31 definitions by author
Friend of Tom: a Scientologist.
by author June 25, 2006
Former house majority leader; resigned in disgrace. A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
by author July 16, 2006
by author June 21, 2006
Pretentious, pompous, nonsensical and or empty language (especially while pandering to an audience).
I've had enough of your claptrap.
by author September 6, 2006
Sport utility vehicle. A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up.
When filling your SUV and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.
by author October 14, 2006
Yet another nickname for George W. Bush (because of his resemblance to those stuttering retarded kids on those telethons for the disabled).
"Please help, c-c-call now"
Telethon Boy is on TV again; I really hope they find a cure for whatever he has.
Telethon Boy is on TV again; I really hope they find a cure for whatever he has.
by author June 14, 2006
What the US government was calling the Iraq War before they realized the title was more appropriate than it should have been (Operation Iraqi Liberation – O.I.L.). This is not an urban legend made up by leftists; check the official whitehouse press release:
www.whitehouse.gov/news/rele ases/2003/03/20030324-4.html
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www.whitehouse.gov/news/rele ases/2003/03/20030324-4.html
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by author August 2, 2006