3 definitions by auswayward
An Aussi (Australian) or Kiwi (New Zealander) that has embraced the Bogan (see Urban Dictionary definition), having perfected its finest nuances. Briefly, describes a Hiace driving species, adorned with a perfect mullet. Their missing teeth are in finest form, well apportioned with the uniform flannie (flanel). Jedi level bogans have perfected the decibels of AC/DC playing from their trailer and have the unique ability to levitate tinnies (cans of beer) into perfect skulling (chugging) position with a simple wave of the hand.
Aw, mate, did you see how Pike levitated that tinnie and skulled it straight away?! Mate, Bogan Jedi, I reckon!
by auswayward September 29, 2017
A person of Canada of that is preoccupied with comparing Canada's attributes to that of the United States and quick to assert that the Canadian version of any given attribute is better than that of the United States. This Canadians do with absolutely no rationale basis. One that has a pathological inferiority complex. One that is factually devoid of North American history and also sports history (Hockey was formally established in Michigan and the United Kingdom lost a lot of territory to the United States in the war of 1812. Canada did not exist in 1812. 'Sorry'). Someone that will be polite and friendly to your face, but quite the opposite behind your back. One who is hostile and passive aggressive towards people of the United States and yet spends a lot of time in the United States vacationing and shopping. An anti-American bigot. A spineless person that is always saying sorry for their poor manners.
Hi, I'm Canadian.
I am so sorry to here that. Here is the name of a good psychologist. Perhaps they can be of help to you.
I am so sorry to here that. Here is the name of a good psychologist. Perhaps they can be of help to you.
by auswayward July 2, 2014
Is used by Canadians to describe the people of Ontario. People who are from Ontario, but relocated to other, more friendly and sincere provinces also use this term. Concisely connotes a province of people beset by fake-friendliness, and a mentality hellbent on conformity above all else and a general intolerance for anyone that is not like them. One who will smile to your face and bad mouth you behind your back. Also used to connote a bigot or someone who hates and bad-mouths Americans, but spends half their lives in the US vacationing and shopping.
"Hey, where are you from?"
"I am from Onterrible. But I left there and so am now allowed to have a personality."
"I am from Onterrible. But I left there and so am now allowed to have a personality."
by auswayward January 28, 2014