1 definition by asod
That Kid is a state of mind and everybody is capable of attaining it at one time or another. Being That Kid is signified by intentionally going out of your way to be the most obnoxious, childish, immature, and embarassing possible in any given situation. Correct usage of being That Kid results in your friends around you saying, "Ugh dude, I cannot BELIEVE you just did that." Cousin of That Kid is the Sand Kid
If That Kid sees a "wet paint" sign, he HAS to touch it.
That Kid unscrews the cap on a salt shaker in a really nice restaurant and laughs with his mouth wide open full of food, spews the food everywhere when somebody spills the salt.
That Kid buys the most expensive Kobe beef on the market, grinds it up into hamburgers and overcooks it, charred and everything.
That Kid sneezes on his hands before shaking hands with somebody (bonus points, he blatantly wipes it on his friend.)
That Kid farts in a really crowded elevator and proclaims, "Oh yeah...that's gonna smell."
That Kid unscrews the cap on a salt shaker in a really nice restaurant and laughs with his mouth wide open full of food, spews the food everywhere when somebody spills the salt.
That Kid buys the most expensive Kobe beef on the market, grinds it up into hamburgers and overcooks it, charred and everything.
That Kid sneezes on his hands before shaking hands with somebody (bonus points, he blatantly wipes it on his friend.)
That Kid farts in a really crowded elevator and proclaims, "Oh yeah...that's gonna smell."
by asod October 2, 2005