3 definitions by arkanciscan

What you say when ever you inadvertently insult someone within earshot.
Urbandictionary readers are wankers. Present company excluded of course.
by arkanciscan October 6, 2011
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headphones that let you differentiate sarcastic comments from serious ones
Don't forget to put on your snarkphones before reading that article
by arkanciscan August 8, 2016
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When someone who is smarter than you points out that fact.
You: your wrong
Them: you mean "you're"
You: DON'T BE AN INTELLECTUAL BIGOT!!
by arkanciscan March 2, 2015
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