anon's definitions

Iz Niz

none of your business, mind your own business, or stay out of my business

"aint none yo iz niz how much crack my man smokes."

"stay out my iz niz."

"its none of Ricardo's iz niz how much heroin Kim shoots up a day."

by anon April 25, 2004

needle candy

Morphine, heroin, hydromorphone, pethidine, dextromoramide or other injectable narcotics.

Oooh! Needle candy!

by anon October 27, 2004

faggerette

cigerette, taken from the play 'Two'

'i dropped my faggerette'

by Anon August 11, 2004

gramps

someone who has characteristics of an old man.
1. falling asleep anywhere including using a calculator
2. wandering off with no purpose or destination
3. mumbling to himself because 'its a bonus if anyone is listening'

gramps fell asleep in the middle of a sentance again.

by anon January 12, 2004

Kingdra

Final evolution of the Horsea family. Needs King's Rock in order for Seadra to reach this stage. Apparently, it's not very smart, because it foolishly tries to use Water Gun, when something is biting down on it's mouth, causing Kingdra to inflate to a giant balloon.

by Anon August 22, 2003

KerbCrawlingMP

A load that a woman should swallow and not let near her womb. Greasy, orange genetic mutation.

An orangutan covered in feces.

by Anon February 15, 2005

idiot

A person who accepts responsibility for a siuation or enterprise that they know nothing about.

Wayne Harris is an idiot for attempting to run the Eckerd Corporation.

by ANON April 26, 2003