Anon's definitions

Faux-Pod

Any of a number of MP3 players that are not an I-pod, and thusly of lower quality/less socially acceptable.

synonym: I-wish

Nice faux-pod, bro...

by Anon April 16, 2005

hit the wall

when a girl becomes officially ugly

That girl hit the wall.

by anon January 26, 2004

needle candy

Morphine, heroin, hydromorphone, pethidine, dextromoramide or other injectable narcotics.

Oooh! Needle candy!

by anon October 27, 2004

Capybara

World's biggest living rodent and close relative of the guinea pig. A freakin' HUGE brown rodent found in the marshes of South America; looks like a cross between a brown guinea pig and a cow (with duck feet). The rodentine answer to the hippo--cattle egrets have even been seen perched on their backs. Favorite food of the anaconda.

The capybara herd roamed the Peruvian floodplains, wading through mud and grunting like buffalo.

by Anon November 13, 2004

Flying Attack Porcupine

A critter that screams "meep" when in attack mode, but make no noises when in super stealthy mode.

Did i just hear a FAP?
Impossible!...unless...argh!

by anon June 13, 2004

Zero7

A big azn nubba.

Olo look at zero7 go! hafaf he sux he fell off the ladder.

by Anon September 29, 2003

hp

stands for Hindu Punjabi

dude I ain't sikh im HP

by anon November 19, 2004